The latest in the "You have got to be kidding me" files

Disc Jockey
Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
edited December 2008 in The Clubhouse
http://www.gazette.com/articles/tissue_45047___article.html/johansson_ebay.html
"The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage." Thucydides
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2008
    what`s even more rediculous is the idiots bidding on it !
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited December 2008
    I've laid plenty of snot in many a terry cloth towel. Where is Micah these days? He's gotta be sitting on a couple hundred grand of gold toes.

    Cheers,
    Russ
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited December 2008
    http://cgi.ebay.com/OWN-TISSUE-FROM-SCARLETT-JOHANSSON-SAM-JACKSON_W0QQitemZ220331665273QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item220331665273&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A3|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A100

    $4k so far!
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited December 2008
    Whoever wins this auction, is in desperate need of a good, swift, kick in the jimmy.....while wearing ski BOOTS!!!
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2008
    odd way to get someones DNA !
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited December 2008
    let's hope it's for Charity and not to say because of the fact it's her snot...
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2008
    I wonder what they would get for soiled panties with some fumunda cheese on them?
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  • Disc Jockey
    Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
    edited December 2008
    You all are missing the point here. Free shipping!!
    "The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage." Thucydides
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited December 2008
    Amazing. And to think there are celebrity tissue enthusiasts. OMFG!
    Michael ;)
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited December 2008
    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    I've laid plenty of snot in many a terry cloth towel. Where is Micah these days? He's gotta be sitting on a couple hundred grand of gold toes.

    Cheers,
    Russ


    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa

    I miss that guy!
    If...
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  • comfortablycurt
    comfortablycurt Posts: 6,745
    edited December 2008
    Well...the money is going to charity. Which I think is the real point. She's not trying to profit off of it, and I'm sure that whoever wins it isn't really in it to own a snotty tissue either. They're probably looking at it more from a tax deduction stand point.
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2008
    she `s gotta be kinda full of herself to think of it in the first place don`t ya think ?
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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited December 2008
    comfortablycurt wrote: »
    Well...the money is going to charity. Which I think is the real point. She's not trying to profit off of it, and I'm sure that whoever wins it isn't really in it to own a snotty tissue either. They're probably looking at it more from a tax deduction stand point.
    Geez if she had wanted to donate something to charity why didnt she remove her bra and sell it on Ebay? if she was wearing one that is ..... And I know that far more guys and most likely gals too :p would be willing to bid on that.

    The sad thing is she knew that there is enough idiots out there that will bid on anything that a "Celebrity" has touched sneezed or peed on and she was right.



    REGARDS SNOW
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  • comfortablycurt
    comfortablycurt Posts: 6,745
    edited December 2008
    snow wrote: »
    Geez if she had wanted to donate something to charity why didnt she remove her bra and sell it on Ebay? if she was wearing one that is ..... And I know that far more guys and most likely gals too :p would be willing to bid on that.

    The sad thing is she knew that there is enough idiots out there that will bid on anything that a "Celebrity" has touched sneezed or peed on and she was right.



    REGARDS SNOW

    Oh yeah...that doesn't make it any less retarded. I don't think I'd be buying a snotty tissue in either case. I don't care if it's for charity or not...if that were the case I'd just donate some money to charity...lol
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2008
    sad but true..

    some folks will bid on anything that a celeb even touches
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  • comfortablycurt
    comfortablycurt Posts: 6,745
    edited December 2008
    Ronald Reagan used to live in my parents house. Seriously. Dixon Illinois is his hometown, and my parents house is the last place he lived in before moving to California. The upstairs of the house was a couple of apartments at that point, and he lived in one of them.

    Think I should sell the toilet on ebay or something? "**** in the same toilet as a former President of the United States!" I could probably get like 20,000 dollars for it or something...lol
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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited December 2008
    comfortablycurt wrote: »
    Ronald Reagan used to live in my parents house. Seriously. Dixon Illinois is his hometown, and my parents house is the last place he lived in before moving to California. The upstairs of the house was a couple of apartments at that point, and he lived in one of them.

    Think I should sell the toilet on ebay or something? "**** in the same toilet as a former President of the United States!" I could probably get like 20,000 dollars for it or something...lol
    Well it's been an awfully long time since President Reagan moved to California well before you were born, 1930's ? so the odds of that toliet still being in use and or useable in an apartment that many years later especially a rental apartment is pretty slim. :D



    REGARDS SNOW
    Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
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  • comfortablycurt
    comfortablycurt Posts: 6,745
    edited December 2008
    snow wrote: »
    Well it's been an awfully long time since President Reagan moved to California well before you were born, 1930's ? so the odds of that toliet still being in use and or useable in an apartment that many years later especially a rental apartment is pretty slim. :D



    REGARDS SNOW

    Yeah, it was in the 30's that he moved out there. No...it's not still the same toilet actually. So I guess I can't really do that. The same bath tub is still in the bathroom though.

    "Bathe in the same tub as a former President of the United States!!"...lol
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  • leroyjr1
    leroyjr1 Posts: 8,785
    edited December 2008
    People will buy just about anything. Wonder if she farts in a sandwich back and seals it up what kind of money could she get. Excuse me:o
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  • comfortablycurt
    comfortablycurt Posts: 6,745
    edited December 2008
    leroyjr1 wrote: »
    People will buy just about anything. Wonder if she farts in a sandwich back and seals it up what kind of money could she get. Excuse me:o

    Where is this auction being held? I...err...my friend might be interested in said **** bag.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,456
    edited December 2008
    This message is hidden because comfortablycurt is on your Bozo list.

    I love this feature!
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

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  • comfortablycurt
    comfortablycurt Posts: 6,745
    edited December 2008
    F1nut wrote: »
    I love this feature!

    :rolleyes:

    Does that qualify as being on topic? Why is this guy replying to my posts if I'm on his ignore list?
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  • goingganzo
    goingganzo Posts: 2,793
    edited December 2008
    why not aucton off a date with her that would be clasey
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  • John30_30
    John30_30 Posts: 1,024
    edited December 2008
    comfortablycurt wrote: »
    :rolleyes:

    Does that qualify as being on topic? Why is this guy replying to my posts if I'm on his ignore list?

    Guess he saw the words **** bag.

    Not drawing conclusions, just thinkin' out loud here.
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited December 2008
    goingganzo wrote: »
    why not aucton off a date with her that would be clasey

    She already did that. IIRC, raised $40K for a date. Isn't that the definition of ...Prostitution:eek::rolleyes:
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