Cruise Ship Attacted
bikezappa
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Ocean cruise with Kill the Pirate Theme.
This story gave me an idea. Set up a cruise ship that allows passengers access to guns so they can take care of these pirates anyway they see fit. Instead of the usual cruise ship costing based on the room size and location add the following options. You can rent a bazooka, high powered rifle. or machine gun.... you get the idea. These items will be helocoptered in and out to avoid the issues of the docking gun laws. Also for more entertainment the ship will drag a small boat to blow out of the water for practice and competition for the passengers while they wait for the priates to show. The ship could also burn black smoke to attrack the pirates.
Great surprise for the pirates. And it may solve the problem quickly.
Ocean cruise with Kill the Pirate Theme.
This story gave me an idea. Set up a cruise ship that allows passengers access to guns so they can take care of these pirates anyway they see fit. Instead of the usual cruise ship costing based on the room size and location add the following options. You can rent a bazooka, high powered rifle. or machine gun.... you get the idea. These items will be helocoptered in and out to avoid the issues of the docking gun laws. Also for more entertainment the ship will drag a small boat to blow out of the water for practice and competition for the passengers while they wait for the priates to show. The ship could also burn black smoke to attrack the pirates.
Great surprise for the pirates. And it may solve the problem quickly.
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28032166/
Ocean cruise with Kill the Pirate Theme.
This story gave me an idea. Set up a cruise ship that allows passengers access to guns so they can take care of these pirates anyway they see fit. Instead of the usual cruise ship costing based on the room size and location add the following options. You can rent a bazooka, high powered rifle. or machine gun.... you get the idea. These items will be helocoptered in and out to avoid the issues of the docking gun laws. Also for more entertainment the ship will drag a small boat to blow out of the water for practice and competition for the passengers while they wait for the priates to show. The ship could also burn black smoke to attrack the pirates.
Great surprise for the pirates. And it may solve the problem quickly.
Hah, we came to just about this exact same conclusion at the cigar store I work at on the weekends. You'd have people lined up for tickets to get a chance to fire off some shots at these idiots!2007 Club Polk Football Pool Champ
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how do you hide a cruise liner after you take it captive!!!!!
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how do you hide a cruise liner after you take it captive!!!!!
They don't hide it. They just hang out until the money's paid.
Of course, people tend not to shoot at you if you're sitting on a
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I spent 3 months off the coast of Somalia, back in '94. We never had any problems with pirates?
Ofcourse, 3,000 Marine's and their gunships MIGHT have something to do with it!:eek::DI refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
