Lessons In Life
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A teenager comes home from school with a writing
assignment. He asks his father for help.
"Dad, can you tell me the difference between
POTENTIAL and REALITY?" His father looks up
thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it for
you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars. When your finished, come back
and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he
can figure out what his father means. He asks his
mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million
dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
His mother looks around slyly, and then with a
little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your
dad, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his
sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave
you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad
Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod!
Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad,
I think I've figured it out. POTENTIALLY we're
sitting on two million bucks, but in REALITY,
we are living with a couple of whores."
assignment. He asks his father for help.
"Dad, can you tell me the difference between
POTENTIAL and REALITY?" His father looks up
thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it for
you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars. When your finished, come back
and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he
can figure out what his father means. He asks his
mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million
dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
His mother looks around slyly, and then with a
little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your
dad, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his
sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave
you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad
Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod!
Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad,
I think I've figured it out. POTENTIALLY we're
sitting on two million bucks, but in REALITY,
we are living with a couple of whores."
Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah oh my gosh, I can't breath.........I needed that this morning jesse."Its worked so far but we're not out yet."
"Hey big man let me hold a dollar" -
ROFL!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was great.
Shep -
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remembers this convo with my dad...hmmm...Damn you all, damn you all to hell.......
I promised myself
No more speakers. None. Nada. And then you posted this!!!!
Damn you all! - ATC
