thought this was funny...
sntnsupermen131
Posts: 1,831
i saw this on "What's New on Netscape" and thought it was pretty funny
"Warning! Keep your pants on when
sitting in the Interactive Health massage
chair featuring "Human Touch
Technology." The full text of this
important safety tip read: "Do not use
massage chair without clothing. Never
force any body part into the backrest
area while the rollers are moving." That
warning is winner--a winner of the
Wacky Warning Label Contest, that is.
Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, a group
whose goal is to show that fear of
frivolous lawsuits has led to a loss of
corporate common sense, sponsors an
annual contest for the wackiest warning
labels.
Second Place: "Do not use snow blower
on the roof."
Third Place: "Do not allow children to
play in the dishwasher."
Previous winners in the "Wacky
Warning Label Contest" are
presented here for your amusement
and amazement:
--A warning on an electric router made
for carpenters cautions, "This product
not intended for use as a dental drill."
--A warning label found on a baby
stroller cautions the user: "Remove child
before folding."
--A bottle of prescription sleeping pills
says, "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
--A sticker on a toilet at a public facility
in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns:
"Recycled flush water unsafe for
drinking."
--A CD player carries this unusual
warning: "Do not use the Ultradisc2000
as a projectile in a catapult."
--An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter
cautions, "Do not use near fire, flame, or
sparks."
--A label on a hand-held massager
advises consumers not to use "while
sleeping or unconscious."
--A container of underarm deodorant
says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."
--A cartridge for a laser printer warns,
"Do not eat toner."
--A household iron warns users: "Never
iron clothes while they are being worn." "
my favorite was the dont drink recycled toilet water
i have two questions about that
1. Who would ever EVER drink toilet water...clean or dirty? (besides any other species besides humans)
2. Who recycles toilet water?
lol
well i thought someone on this forum might find this enjoyable
-Cody
"Warning! Keep your pants on when
sitting in the Interactive Health massage
chair featuring "Human Touch
Technology." The full text of this
important safety tip read: "Do not use
massage chair without clothing. Never
force any body part into the backrest
area while the rollers are moving." That
warning is winner--a winner of the
Wacky Warning Label Contest, that is.
Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, a group
whose goal is to show that fear of
frivolous lawsuits has led to a loss of
corporate common sense, sponsors an
annual contest for the wackiest warning
labels.
Second Place: "Do not use snow blower
on the roof."
Third Place: "Do not allow children to
play in the dishwasher."
Previous winners in the "Wacky
Warning Label Contest" are
presented here for your amusement
and amazement:
--A warning on an electric router made
for carpenters cautions, "This product
not intended for use as a dental drill."
--A warning label found on a baby
stroller cautions the user: "Remove child
before folding."
--A bottle of prescription sleeping pills
says, "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
--A sticker on a toilet at a public facility
in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns:
"Recycled flush water unsafe for
drinking."
--A CD player carries this unusual
warning: "Do not use the Ultradisc2000
as a projectile in a catapult."
--An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter
cautions, "Do not use near fire, flame, or
sparks."
--A label on a hand-held massager
advises consumers not to use "while
sleeping or unconscious."
--A container of underarm deodorant
says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."
--A cartridge for a laser printer warns,
"Do not eat toner."
--A household iron warns users: "Never
iron clothes while they are being worn." "
my favorite was the dont drink recycled toilet water
i have two questions about that
1. Who would ever EVER drink toilet water...clean or dirty? (besides any other species besides humans)
2. Who recycles toilet water?
lol
well i thought someone on this forum might find this enjoyable
-Cody