Wedding Invitation!

SolidSqual
SolidSqual Posts: 5,218
edited September 2008 in The Clubhouse
Anyone know this couple? Read the invitation first.
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  • BjornB17
    BjornB17 Posts: 752
    edited September 2008
    got to love the disappointed look on everyone's face
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited September 2008
    The chicken dance would pop one of those loose.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited September 2008
    I think I've had a lap dance from her before.
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  • daboyz
    daboyz Posts: 5,207
    edited September 2008
    The Bride is definitely making sure she is the center of attention. Plus,if you think that's revealing you should see the mother's dress................
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited September 2008
    I love a good pig story.
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,335
    edited September 2008
    The whole pic looks like it's been shopped. Funny though! Those grande chi chi's can probably touch her knees.:eek:
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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited September 2008
    schwarcw wrote: »
    The whole pic looks like it's been shopped. Funny though! Those grande chi chi's can probably touch her knees.:eek:

    In about 20 yrs they will touch her knees, I can guaranf'ingtee it :p
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited September 2008
    I find that a bit distasteful for a Bride.

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  • SolidSqual
    SolidSqual Posts: 5,218
    edited September 2008
    I think a man who lets his wife out in a dress like than is less a man.
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  • suprafantx
    suprafantx Posts: 249
    edited September 2008
    Her dress will be better if it is 2 inches lower.
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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited September 2008
    SolidSqual wrote: »
    I think a man who lets his wife out in a dress like than is less a man.

    I'd let her out, but not back in.
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited September 2008
    just what every bride wants, her wedding photos all over the 'net for all to mock.
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited September 2008
    she may be lactating.. maybe she's breastfeeding. who knows.. maybe she just squeezed out a baby a week or two before the wedding. :eek:
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited September 2008
    Looks like she bought the dress, BEFORE she got the boob job.
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  • Polksaladanni
    Polksaladanni Posts: 208
    edited September 2008
    EGaaaads!

    That is the most tastless (wedding) dress I have seen. I guess those BeeJabbers have to make up for the face.

    I'm not kidding. If that is not photo shopped, trailer trash mentality has taken over the world.

    The movie "Idiocracy" is coming to fruition.....

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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited September 2008
    Toxis wrote: »
    just what every bride wants, her wedding photos all over the 'net for all to mock.


    If that's the case she shouldn't dress like that. Or she doesn't have a brain and she doesn't even know she's out of bed at this point so it really is she doesn't know what happening.


    We're teaching the younger generation on how a bride should dress. So consider this as a public service announcement. ;)

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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,678
    edited September 2008
    I dunno .... I happen to think that she represents the genre of cheap two bit tramp quite nicely.

    If the groom is a doctor, I hope he's a gynecologist.
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited September 2008
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    I dunno .... I happen to think that she represents the genre of cheap two bit tramp quite nicely.

    If the groom is a doctor, I hope he's a gynecologist.

    yeah,,, or maybe a "plastics' guy :rolleyes:
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited September 2008
    dkg999 wrote: »
    I'd let her out, but not back in.

    Same here
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  • Mike Kozak
    Mike Kozak Posts: 931
    edited September 2008
    oranges in socks!!
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,536
    edited September 2008
    Well, on a positive note...their babies will eat well.
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  • fatchowmein
    fatchowmein Posts: 2,637
    edited September 2008
    I think that wedding dress is the wrong color. Purity is questionable.
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited September 2008
    They should put her in line at Ben & Jerrys on behalf of PETA. She could make up for 3-5 others less fortunate.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited September 2008
    The pic makes for a good desktop:D
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  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,481
    edited September 2008
    What snopes says, with a second picture...
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited September 2008
    I thought they had a commie look to them.
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