As Dense As They Come
George Grand
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Tomorrow's forecast is 2-5" of precip, with winds sustained at 25 knots, gusts 40-60 knots. My nextdoor neighbor, a knucklehead if there ever was one, is apparently going through with his plans for an outdoor barbecue starting at noon, celebrating his son's 7th birthday. He just got finished erecting the Moonwalk air structure thing for the kids. He best hope that thing is devoid of kids when it blows into Camden County.
This is the same, 40 or so yr old Army guy whose irrigation system comes on three times a day, every day. One of the wetter areas developed a great fungus that turned the grass completely orange. He probably doesn't know that it was a fungus and that he dragged it in a perfect straight line when he mowed. Wait'll he gets a load of that stripe. He's also going to feel that the grass turned orange cause he wasn't putting enough water down there. It's fun to watch.
This is the same, 40 or so yr old Army guy whose irrigation system comes on three times a day, every day. One of the wetter areas developed a great fungus that turned the grass completely orange. He probably doesn't know that it was a fungus and that he dragged it in a perfect straight line when he mowed. Wait'll he gets a load of that stripe. He's also going to feel that the grass turned orange cause he wasn't putting enough water down there. It's fun to watch.
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Got a video camera? That would be some good footage.~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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Now that sounds like my kind of neighborhood,,, orange grass,,,moonwalk thingy,,,gusting winds,,, irrigation/water,,,, all we need is some electricity,a goat, midget,couple of ducks,and a barnyard animal or two.JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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+1!!! That's some "Americas Funniest Home Video" footage!Got a video camera? That would be some good footage."He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche -
I'll be there. His guests mostly include his YOUNG wife's friends, Puerto Rican debs from the city. The music blows big time but the visuals are okay. Couple a burgers, some rum, and with 75-100 people packed indoors cause of the rain, maybe a couple cheap grabs too.
I might as well go over there, it's going to be raining too hard at my house to do anything. -
Climb on your roof with a BB gun and take down the moonwalk before the kids get sucked away.
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Not if it's got the right kids in it. The ride'll be good for them. If they live, they'll have a helluva story for their grandkids.
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George Grand wrote: »He's also going to feel that the grass turned orange cause he wasn't putting enough water down there. It's fun to watch.George Grand wrote: »maybe a couple cheap grabs too.George Grand wrote: »Not if it's got the right kids in it.
Thanks George. I have the ugliest cold that is really making me miserable, wife and kids out, and there's nothing I want to do. Needed the laughs._________________________________________________
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You gotta get a couple of them women out in the Moonwalk with ya. Now that would be entertaining.
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Get video. -
doesn't surprise me a bit
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Tell him to thrill his guests by playing the electric guitar outside during a torrential downpour.:DCarl
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So,, how did it turn out?JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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yea, any pics of chicks in wet clothes???
not that you woulda noticed GG
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The stiffest gust was 30 knots, so the thing didn't blow away. The roof continually collapsed under the weight of the rain. I think all the kids enjoyed running around, swimming, and the moonwalk in the pouring rain. Two instances of adults going into the pool fully clothed cause the kids wouldn't come to the side and get out. I would've lassoed or gaffed the little rats and spanked their bare asses silly in front of everyone, but that's just me.
And one of the dark-skinned, city debs was absolutely sublime. Short cut-off jeans, skin-tight top, open-toed heels with all nails and lipstick matching, and not a gram of fat. She'd have been perfect for my research.
