As Dense As They Come

George Grand
George Grand Posts: 12,258
edited September 2008 in The Clubhouse
Tomorrow's forecast is 2-5" of precip, with winds sustained at 25 knots, gusts 40-60 knots. My nextdoor neighbor, a knucklehead if there ever was one, is apparently going through with his plans for an outdoor barbecue starting at noon, celebrating his son's 7th birthday. He just got finished erecting the Moonwalk air structure thing for the kids. He best hope that thing is devoid of kids when it blows into Camden County.

This is the same, 40 or so yr old Army guy whose irrigation system comes on three times a day, every day. One of the wetter areas developed a great fungus that turned the grass completely orange. He probably doesn't know that it was a fungus and that he dragged it in a perfect straight line when he mowed. Wait'll he gets a load of that stripe. He's also going to feel that the grass turned orange cause he wasn't putting enough water down there. It's fun to watch.
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