A short fairy tale

Ricardo
Ricardo Posts: 10,636
edited July 2008 in The Clubhouse
Once upon a time a handsome young man asked for the hand of a beautiful princess:

- Will you marry me?
She responded:
- NO

Then, the young man went and he lived happily for ever after. He went fishing, played golf with his friends, bought all the audio gear he wanted, had many other beautiful girls, visited many places, was always smiling and in a good mood, drank beer with his friends every time he wanted, and no one ever told him what to do.

THE END
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***\\\\\........................... My Audio Journey ............................./////***

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Thank God for different opinions. Imagine the world if we all wanted the same woman
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  • Polkitup2
    Polkitup2 Posts: 1,623
    edited July 2008
    That's my favorite story. :)
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited July 2008
    Who told you my life story?
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited July 2008
    I love happy endings :)
    DKG999
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  • Sherardp
    Sherardp Posts: 8,038
    edited July 2008
    i like this story.
    Shoot the jumper.....................BALLIN.............!!!!!

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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited July 2008
    Excellent story.:D
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  • bigaudiofanatic
    bigaudiofanatic Posts: 4,415
    edited July 2008
    I love the part were she said no.
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  • MillerLiteScott
    MillerLiteScott Posts: 2,561
    edited July 2008
    I like the part when he could do whatever he wanted to do whenever he wanted to do it.
    I like speakers that are bigger than a small refrigerator but smaller than a big refrigerator:D
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited July 2008
    You forgot to mention the part where he DOESN'T get divorced, and bent over the desk!
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited July 2008
    I also forgot to mention that the princess grew fat, with cellulitis all over, she was always yellling with no reason, had headaches that kept her with bad temper.....
    _________________________________________________
    ***\\\\\........................... My Audio Journey ............................./////***

    2008 & 2010 Football Pool WINNER
    SOPA
    Thank God for different opinions. Imagine the world if we all wanted the same woman
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited July 2008
    Nice tale Ricardo.
    Sounds like the beginning of a tumor.
    Michael ;)
    In the beginning, all knowledge was new!
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited July 2008
    Once upon a time a handsome young man asked for the hand of a beautiful princess:

    - Will you marry me?
    She responded:
    - NO

    Then, the young woman went and she lived happily for ever after. She went sailing, played golf with her friends, bought all the audio gear she wanted, had as many dates with other handsome men as she wished, visited many places, was always smiling and in a good mood, drank wine with her friends every time she wanted, and no one ever told her what to do.

    THE END

    P.S. I also forgot to mention that the prince grew fat, and bald, he was always yellling with no reason, had headaches that kept him with bad temper.....
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited July 2008
    I love a happy ending.

    Chuck

    aka...single still and loving it.
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited July 2008
    hey I found the cliff notes for the fairy tale:

    Once upon a time HE lived happily ever after.

    The End

    Chuck
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited July 2008
    Great they BOTH lived happily ever after without ever becoming bogged down by the other!

    The End
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited July 2008
    Except, she outlived him.:D
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited July 2008
    collected his life insurance, and went shopping. :mad:
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,840
    edited July 2008
    Not to mention alimony and child support payments, even though the kids stayed with the Prince full time at the Castle.

    ;)
    Sal Palooza
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited July 2008
    This must be one of those GRIMM fairy tales! Yikes.
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • NotaSuv
    NotaSuv Posts: 3,860
    edited July 2008
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    Not to mention alimony and child support payments, even though the kids stayed with the Prince full time at the Castle.

    ;)

    now THIS I can relate too....now we are talking REAL life....

    I like the fairy tale verison much better :D
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited July 2008
    :D WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!:D

    Some of you guys are hysterical!!!!:D:D:D
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited July 2008
    He's gone out and bought a shiny, red Corvette, and she's banging the young tennis pro. I already saw this movie.
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