Need help understanding women

Phasearray
Phasearray Posts: 437
edited July 2008 in The Clubhouse
what does it mean if a female bartender just stares at you at a bar? I was waiting for somebody else and getting kinda uncomfortable. Was she trying to seduce me into paying more money for drinks when she takes over the shift or was it for some bizaar unknown sick joke of god that she was actually interested.
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  • Rivrrat
    Rivrrat Posts: 2,101
    edited July 2008
    She's either psychotic, or wanted you to......


    drink your beer faster.

    I've heard if a woman is interested, there's usually at least smiling involved. I really don't remember, since I've been with my wife for 23 yrs.
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  • Phasearray
    Phasearray Posts: 437
    edited July 2008
    Rivrrat wrote: »
    She's either psychotic, or wanted you to......



    Or maybe she was about to take over the shift and wanted more tip?
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited July 2008
    Maybe she thought you were funny looking.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • Polkitup2
    Polkitup2 Posts: 1,623
    edited July 2008
    Phasearray wrote: »
    what does it mean if a female bartender just stares at you at a bar? I was waiting for somebody else and getting kinda uncomfortable. Was she trying to seduce me into paying more money for drinks when she takes over the shift or was it for some bizaar unknown sick joke of god that she was actually interested.

    It means she wants to engage in evey sexual desire you have ever had with her. You didn't pick up on that? :D
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,605
    edited July 2008
    Or you had something from lunch on your face.
    Don't ask us, we don't know. :confused:
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited July 2008
    Some of them have been known to be able to speak :D. . . you could have tried that.
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited July 2008
    She wasn't looking at you, don't flatter yourself... :p

    Was she hot????
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  • Phasearray
    Phasearray Posts: 437
    edited July 2008
    amulford wrote: »
    She wasn't looking at you, don't flatter yourself... :p

    Was she hot????

    she was way out of my league hot so it made no sense whatsoever unless she was looking for a good tip.
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited July 2008
    I think she wanted you to give her one of these :p
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,197
    edited July 2008
    Hogwash. No woman is ever out of your league. Lucky for me, I found this out in Intermediate school. Even the hottest of HOT need loving too. Stupid thing is, when you actually open your mouth and carry on a conversation with them [looking at their eyes and not their....], most of them will tell you that they don't get hit on very often.

    Go back and get another beer. Then start a conversation. I hope that you will know what to do after that. I'll leave that up to you.

    DB, what in the HELL is that? :eek:
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited July 2008
    treitz3 wrote: »
    DB, what in the HELL is that? :eek:

    it's an Alien cake.. the alien is coming out of someone's stomach like in the movie ;)
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  • millerman 3732
    millerman 3732 Posts: 1,488
    edited July 2008
    danger boy wrote: »
    it's an Alien cake.. the alien is coming out of someone's stomach like in the movie ;)

    That's not what it looks like. :p
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited July 2008
    She thought you looked like "the beaver".
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  • vlam
    vlam Posts: 282
    edited July 2008
    Phasearray:

    You are funny. You got to learn to speak up. All you had to do was ask.. Hey, I noticed you have been staring at me.. do we know each other or do I look that desperate?

    Anything could happen in a bar..not sure if you are going to find a long term relationship but if you are just looking for something.. you could get lucky.

    BTW.. What bar is this?
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  • engtaz
    engtaz Posts: 7,664
    edited July 2008
    Rivrrat wrote: »
    She's either psychotic, or wanted you to......


    drink your beer faster.

    I've heard if a woman is interested, there's usually at least smiling involved. I really don't remember, since I've been with my wife for 23 yrs.

    +1 I'm in the exact same situation. 23 years {plus 7 dating}. Dang that's 30 years together.

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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited July 2008
    She was wondering, "Why is that **** guy staring at me?"
    Never Forget
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited July 2008
    She was probably staring at someone behind you...I wouldn't get too excited.
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited July 2008
    Go for the hottest one looking at you.
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  • Libertyc
    Libertyc Posts: 915
    edited July 2008
    She wanted $$$$$$$$$
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited July 2008
    danger boy wrote: »
    I think she wanted you to give her one of these :p

    Here's the correct cake\\
    HerpesCake.jpg
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited July 2008
    She was wondering why the GHB hadn't kicked in yet and where she would hide your corpse.....or parts. I like to split up my prey into small packages....so I know where she's coming from.
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  • Phasearray
    Phasearray Posts: 437
    edited July 2008
    dorokusai wrote: »
    She was wondering why the GHB hadn't kicked in yet and where she would hide your corpse.....or parts. I like to split up my prey into small packages....so I know where she's coming from.

    My liver and kidney are 100% operational. Those must have been worth a fortune to her had I passed out.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited July 2008
    Yep, you were going to be dead within 8 hours. That's hot...she might have been a Wisconsin native.
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  • Phasearray
    Phasearray Posts: 437
    edited July 2008
    Libertyc wrote: »
    She wanted $$$$$$$$$

    probably. Since I'm actually piss poor I try not to disappoint them in advance.
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited July 2008
    Sounds like Turistas 2 in the making.....
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  • Music Joe
    Music Joe Posts: 459
    edited July 2008
    Top 10 reasons she's staring at YOU.

    10 - OMG, the roofie went to the wrong guy. Guido's gonna be pissed!

    9 - Hmmm...'Porsche','Porshe','Porshe'..hmmm, nope...he's definately the 'Bug'.

    8 - Is he that "Highway-rest-stop-killer" they're looking for on Americas Most Wanted?

    7 - Wonder if it's rude to ask for his Ex's digits?

    6 - Armondo's been in the dumps since Tino split. He seems like tranny material.

    5 - Heather and I gotta get to that concert, now for a patsy to baby-sit the cats.

    4 - Damn!Tony C was right...without arms, legs, or a head he's a ringer.

    3 - That leather jacket and chaps are perfect. Then I can hunt for Sarah Conner.

    2 - He will be mine, he'll be wined, he'll be dined, he'll be rendered, and his junk will join the other trophies.

    1 - Dad!
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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited July 2008
    Need help understanding women?

    Estrogen is the bane of manhood.

    'nuff said. ;)
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  • demaples
    demaples Posts: 266
    edited July 2008
    First of all, you'll NEVER understand women. Secondly, you should have either spoke to her or bought her a drink, ya just never know.

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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited July 2008
    Hmmm, what would I have to do in order for this guy to support my kids.
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  • bikezappa
    bikezappa Posts: 2,463
    edited July 2008
    more details of the encounter please.
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