Wisconsin Law Bans Sex With the Dead

MKZ
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edited July 2008 in The Clubhouse
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,379223,00.html
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited July 2008
    So much for moving there when I retire.
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  • SolidSqual
    SolidSqual Posts: 5,218
    edited July 2008
    Does that include cheating girlfriends who are as good as dead but come crawling back after they realize the guy they left you for is just a doosh?
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited July 2008
    Thank God. I was wondering how much longer Wisconsin was gonna allow this...
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited July 2008
    Damn, I was hoping to be buried there. There goes sex at 6'.
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited July 2008
    Man talk about DESPARATE! I also have to seriously wonder about the gene pool in WI!

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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited July 2008
    What if the body was still warm? Does that count as fully dead????
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited July 2008
    Seems like a victimless crime to me....

    ;)
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  • MikeC78
    MikeC78 Posts: 2,315
    edited July 2008
    That's F'n sick!

    Demi?
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,735
    edited July 2008
    MikeC78 wrote: »

    Demi?


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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited July 2008
    Wonder if KY sales in Wisconsin will drop because of this.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited July 2008
    Ricardo wrote: »
    What if the body was still warm? Does that count as fully dead????

    Is there a rigamortis clause? Are sheep still fair game?
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited July 2008
    How about hens??
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  • MikeC78
    MikeC78 Posts: 2,315
    edited July 2008
    Chicken f'er!
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited July 2008
    MikeC78 wrote: »
    That's F'n sick!

    Demi?

    I had a girlfriend that acted like a dead fish once, but I think that's still fair game.
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  • krabby5
    krabby5 Posts: 923
    edited July 2008
    and it passed 5-2...apparently 2 people don't see a problem with this?
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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited July 2008
    I dissented... wouldn't you?




    ;)
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited July 2008
    krabby5 wrote: »
    and it passed 5-2...apparently 2 people don't see a problem with this?

    The argument is that when a person dies it's not a person anymore and hence it doesn't "belong" to anyone. So how can you charge for a crime when it's not comitted against anyone or anything being taken from anyone? I don't agree with that argument, but that's what it is. There are states out there who don't have legislation for this. We have it now because 3 creeps actually tried to do it.
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited July 2008
    And if I'm reading the article right, they didn't even commit necrophilia. They just attempted to do so. That would seem to make the whole sordid affair even hazier.
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited July 2008
    True, but we have attempted murder laws, so I guess this would fall into that type of category where they was intent to commit a crime but they got caught before the deed was done. I'm pretty sure they admitted to their intent, otherwise I could imagine it might be hard to prove.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited July 2008
    Well, there's goes my trip for the winter months.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited July 2008
    Ricardo wrote: »
    How about hens??

    I had a Puerto Rican working with me who said he used to fancy chickens. I said how do you do that? He got mad and said "where do you think the egg comes from?":eek:
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,605
    edited July 2008
    OK. So does the dead person need to testify that it wasn't consensual?
    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson
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  • candyliquor35m
    candyliquor35m Posts: 2,267
    edited July 2008
    Isn't this common sense. Unfortunately it's taken this long (200+ years) for the public to find out that it's been going on.
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,605
    edited July 2008
    It looks like two of the perps are brothers, but looking at the pictures,
    I would swear that sombody just photoshopped long hair and glasses
    on the middle picture to make the third guy. WAAAY too creepy.
    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited July 2008
    Now all we have to do is convince the remaining 30 STATES, that DON'T have laws against this, to ACT!
    Yes folks, 30 states!!!
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited July 2008
    I seriously hope we have more pressing matters to deal with than something this esoteric.
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited July 2008
    Sorry Bobman, sloooooow news day.
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited July 2008
    I heard the "victim" died because of some diamond cartel.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited July 2008
    Ha!!
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited July 2008
    What if you're doing it and she died during the act....


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