What was the last or best lie you told?

candyliquor35m
candyliquor35m Posts: 2,267
edited July 2008 in The Clubhouse
I told my customer I paid a lot of money for her car so I couldn't give her a discount.

Actually she ask if she could get a discount for paying it off early but she only owes $500 more (2 payments).

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  • AndyGwis
    AndyGwis Posts: 3,655
    edited July 2008
    I find this thread interesting.
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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited July 2008
    I find it sad.
    Jake
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited July 2008
    I think you missed Andy's tongue firmly planted in his cheek. Good one Senor Gwis. Or maybe I'm lying...
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited July 2008
    I have been in sales in the Tier 1 Software plus the Enterprise Communications sector for years. Lying to clients belongs in OUR opinion to the aluminum siding sales type people. Carry on!
    Michael ;)
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited July 2008
    The best lie I ever told the world is that I didn't exist.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited July 2008
    candyliquor35m is a wonderful forum member. His contributions in the audio arena and also in general interest topics have been key to the success of this forum. His best contribution has been the effective use of tags to help other members quickly get to the most important information.

    He is loved by everyone.
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,605
    edited July 2008
    No, dear, Iv'e had that amp for years now. It's not new............
    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited July 2008
    That I WON(instead of bought) my SRS 2s at PFest '05!!!!:eek::p

    And that ALL of you are great friends.;)
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited July 2008
    SL2000's rule!
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • strider
    strider Posts: 2,568
    edited July 2008
    I heart tags.
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  • concealer404
    concealer404 Posts: 7,440
    edited July 2008
    I work in the health insurance industry.

    Need i say more?
    I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.

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  • hockeyboy
    hockeyboy Posts: 1,428
    edited July 2008
    We don't have any condoms honey but you can take care of me another way.
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited July 2008
    the best lie i ever told was recently.. that Candyliquor35M is my best friend :p
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited July 2008
    Ricardo wrote: »
    candyliquor35m is a wonderful forum member. His contributions in the audio arena and also in general interest topics have been key to the success of this forum. His best contribution has been the effective use of tags to help other members quickly get to the most important information.

    He is loved by everyone.


    I totally agree and stand behind ricardo 110% on this statement. Damn I'm good.
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  • BeRad
    BeRad Posts: 736
    edited July 2008
    I don't lie. ;)
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited July 2008
    concealer404 wrote: »
    I work in the health insurance industry.

    Need i say more?

    I'd love to hear more.
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  • joeparaski
    joeparaski Posts: 1,865
    edited July 2008
    "Honey, have you noticed how bad the color is on our old Toshiba big screen?"


    "No honey, I'm not really serious about buying a 52" Sony Bravia, I'm just checking out what these things go for".


    "Oh wow, they're practically giving them away these days".


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  • daboyz
    daboyz Posts: 5,207
    edited July 2008
    No, honey, the local polk guys aren't a bunch of geeks. They're actually pretty cool........................













    ;):D
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,840
    edited July 2008
    "Geeeeezzzus, I think your dog farted again !!!"

    :o
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  • candyliquor35m
    candyliquor35m Posts: 2,267
    edited July 2008
    I don't lie anymore since I don't have to call in sick anymore.
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  • ESavinon
    ESavinon Posts: 3,066
    edited July 2008
    Honey, remember when i bought that preamp last year? I also bought the amplifier that goes with it.
    My friend just had the opportunity to bring it today since it was soo heavy......
    Btw, next week i'll be picking up the other amplifier at his house.
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited July 2008
    We can just cuddle.
    -Ignorance is strength -
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  • concealer404
    concealer404 Posts: 7,440
    edited July 2008
    Shizelbs wrote: »
    I'd love to hear more.


    "I completely understand that your diagnostic colonoscopy that was submitted with medical records that states that you are 30 years old with colon cancer should have been paid at 100% per your ROUTINE COLONOSCOPY benefits."

    :rolleyes:

    Because i'm required to take the side of the insured as part of "Member Advocate" training, i have to lie to them constantly to make them feel like they know what they're talking about.

    I know it's a blanket statement, but i ONLY see the problems at my job. Nobody calls in to say "Oh hey, i just wanted to say what a good job you guys did processing and paying my insurance claim."

    I work for the largest Health Insurance corporation in North America. I've probably talked to some of you.
    I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.

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  • fossy
    fossy Posts: 1,378
    edited July 2008
    ND13 wrote: »
    That I WON(instead of bought) my SRS 2s at PFest '05!!!!:eek::p

    :D:D good one
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