Laptops make my ***** sweat. . .

SolidSqual
SolidSqual Posts: 5,218
edited July 2008 in The Clubhouse
God I wish someone would make a laptop that didn't heat up like a radiator. My balls are sweating in my little apartment with this thing on my lap.

Seriously, this thing saves on the gas bills in the winter, but it's just too damn hot in the summer.

Anyone got any ideas to chill my balls?
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited June 2008
    SolidSqual wrote: »
    God I wish someone would make a laptop that didn't heat up like a radiator. My balls are sweating in my little apartment with this thing on my lap.

    Seriously, this thing saves on the gas bills in the winter, but it's just too damn hot in the summer.

    Anyone got any ideas to chill my balls?

    Rosie O'Donnel.
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,341
    edited June 2008
    Use a try table.

    Check out these aluminum trays with cooling fans. Look here
    Carl

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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited June 2008
    Are you drunk Mike?
    Michael ;)
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,341
    edited June 2008
    janmike wrote: »
    Are you drunk Mike?

    LOL!:D
    Carl

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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited June 2008
    Anyone got any ideas to chill my balls?

    Spend some time with my ex...
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited June 2008
    What are you wearing?
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  • hockeyboy
    hockeyboy Posts: 1,428
    edited June 2008
    I have the same problem. I just put my balls in a glass of ice with a pillow in my lap.
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  • Rivrrat
    Rivrrat Posts: 2,101
    edited June 2008
    Gold Bond medicated powder, and a bag of ice.
    My equipment sig felt inadequate and deleted itself.
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited June 2008
    Rivrrat wrote: »
    Gold Bond medicated powder, and a bag of ice.
    The one in the green bottle works great.
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  • Libertyc
    Libertyc Posts: 915
    edited June 2008
    My balls are always sweaty
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  • Gadabout
    Gadabout Posts: 1,072
    edited June 2008
    I carry one of these with my laptop and it helps prevent cheese in the testicular region..

    - Targus Portable Lap Desk

    It also works great on a desk, as a wedge to elevate the laptop and let the air circulate.
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited June 2008
    Sweaty Balls?

    Ice Cubes ;)

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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited June 2008
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited June 2008
    yeah get one of them ball cooling fans they sell at Best Buy. LOL
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  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited June 2008
    I just use a piece of mdf a little wider than the lappy itself for room for a mouse. Works great. Has "feet" to lift up the laptop a little bit for more airflow since it can get hot depending on what it's doing.
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  • MikeC78
    MikeC78 Posts: 2,315
    edited June 2008
    It's good for you, kills babies.
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited June 2008
    Gold Bond is mentholated. ;)
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited June 2008
    Icy Hot on your balls.
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited June 2008
    I think while one is drinking a cold one, a cold one should be place next to balls for proper laptop in use ball cooling.

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  • SolidSqual
    SolidSqual Posts: 5,218
    edited June 2008
    janmike wrote: »
    Are you drunk Mike?

    Oh man I might of had a few last night. I tried putting the bottles I was double fisting between my legs, but that just spoiled my beer after a few minutes.

    The tray idea on the lap is a pretty good idea. I'm not sure I want to buy one with fans . . . that's just another gadget to break.

    Finally, sorry for dropping the word "Balls" in the forum title. I didn't know it was a member of the four letter word club.
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  • MikeC78
    MikeC78 Posts: 2,315
    edited June 2008
    Next time be proper, use the word testicles instead.;)
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,605
    edited June 2008
    you know, I don't think I've ever tried to use my laptop in my lap.
    I think it's a term that shouldn't be taken literally.
    Get yourself a laptop stand. Or one of those other "sharper image"
    gadgets you always see in the airlines mags. There's a proper time
    and place for "private" sweating.
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  • Rivrrat
    Rivrrat Posts: 2,101
    edited June 2008
    exalted512 wrote: »
    Icy Hot on your balls.
    -Cody

    I accidentally did that when I wrestled in HS.

    You should always wash your hands before taking a leak if you've been using Icy Hot. :eek:
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  • janmike
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    edited June 2008
    SolidSqual wrote: »
    Oh man I might of had a few last night. I tried putting the bottles I was double fisting between my legs, but that just spoiled my beer after a few minutes.

    The tray idea on the lap is a pretty good idea. I'm not sure I want to buy one with fans . . . that's just another gadget to break.

    Finally, sorry for dropping the word "Balls" in the forum title. I didn't know it was a member of the four letter word club.

    You're a riot Mike. A few - right. The definition of a few according to the student definition is adding a zero at the end of the number. 1 becomes 10; 2 becomes 20..... :D

    As for NOT knowing about 4 letter words, let me get this straight. You have completed your undergrad degree and are currently in the midst of a post graduate education - Law if I'm not mistaken. :):confused: Carry on.
    Michael ;)
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited June 2008
    Rivrrat wrote: »
    You should always wash your hands before taking a leak if you've been using Icy Hot. :eek:
    I know someone who did the same thing, except with pepper spray. :D
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,605
    edited June 2008
    Rivrrat wrote: »
    I accidentally did that when I wrestled in HS.

    You should always wash your hands before taking a leak if you've been using Icy Hot. :eek:

    We may have coated a few guys straps with it without their knowledge.
    always good for cheap amusement.
    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson
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  • SolidSqual
    SolidSqual Posts: 5,218
    edited June 2008
    janmike wrote: »
    You're a riot Mike. A few - right. The definition of a few according to the student definition is adding a zero at the end of the number. 1 becomes 10; 2 becomes 20..... :D

    As for NOT knowing about 4 letter words, let me get this straight. You have completed your undergrad degree and are currently in the midst of a post graduate education - Law if I'm not mistaken. :):confused: Carry on.

    I'll be the first to admit that I've never learned anything in school. I'm not a complete waste of life though, I work and go to school.

    In fact, right now I'm not a student at all but an INTERN! That title not only gave me this new laptop (which inspired this sweaty b@!ls thread) but also gives every female associate on staff the license to oggle my cute ****.

    God I love life . . . oh ****! Almost dropped my beer. All this Menthol cream has numbed my hands. Well gotta go fellas I need to pee.
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited June 2008
    You're hilarious Mike. Go get'em. :D
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,735
    edited June 2008
    Demiurge wrote: »
    Rosie O'Donnel.

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  • SolidSqual
    SolidSqual Posts: 5,218
    edited July 2008
    I just wanted to offer an update. The 17 year old kid at the Mac store guaranteed my balls would not sweat under my new powerbook. Well, he liiied . . .
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