The Vinyl Saga

George Grand
George Grand Posts: 12,258
edited June 2008 in For Sale (FS) Classifieds
To all my wonderful customers, especially you PREFERRED, REPEAT customers...

There is a guy walking around South Jersey this morning that you should all thank immensely. He is easily recognized today. His pants seat is bloody, because from a vinyl standpoint I sodomized him so bad you could drive a B-52 through his zorch right now. So, Happy Father's Day to him first off.

Second off, I am going to have a PREFERRED customer sale with titles and prices that are going to knock you guys flat into next week. All you guys that hung through some dismal titles and high prices, I am going to repay that in spades.

Ricardo, Carl, Shack, Reel, BlueMD, Skip, Payton, Codder, FreddieV, George D., Fongo (How about, EVERY SINGLE THING ON YOUR WANT LIST? How about that?), Strider, Starchaser, SCompRacer (Where is he?), Larry and everyone else that doesn't come to mind right now.

PLUS, every single thing I grabbed, was shiny pris.

I am from here on, T.H.E. Vinyl. Accept no substitute.

And I'm going back next week cause I think he enjoyed it the ****.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited June 2008
    I look forward to episode II of the saga!
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • Fongolio
    Fongolio Posts: 3,516
    edited June 2008
    Holy cannoli George. I feel like I'm an accessory to some kind of crime you'd see on Law and Order SVU. Eagerly anticipating the spoils however.
    SDA-1C (full mods)
    Carver TFM-55
    NAD 1130 Pre-amp
    Rega Planar 3 TT/Shelter 501 MkII
    The Clamp
    Revox A77 Mk IV Dolby reel to reel
    Thorens TD160/Mission 774 arm/Stanton 881S Shibata
    Nakamichi CR7 Cassette Deck
    Rotel RCD-855 with modified tube output stage
    Cambridge Audio DACmagic Plus
    ADC Soundshaper 3 EQ
    Ben's IC's
    Nitty Gritty 1.5FI RCM
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited June 2008
    Double "G",, you never cease to amaze the masses. You would be a tough,if not impossible act to follow. Get the women and children off the streets,,,T.H.E. Vinyl is in the house. Rock on George. I feel a healing commin' on.
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,500
    edited June 2008
    I am spread kind of thin lately George, but here I is! Your vinyl is always top notch, the cause is just and I look forward to adding to my collection!
    Salk SoundScape 8's * Audio Research Reference 3 * Bottlehead Eros Phono * Park's Audio Budgie SUT * Krell KSA-250 * Harmonic Technology Pro 9+ * Signature Series Sonore Music Server w/Deux PS * Roon * Gustard R26 DAC / Singxer SU-6 DDC * Heavy Plinth Lenco L75 Idler Drive * AA MG-1 Linear Air Bearing Arm * AT33PTG/II & Denon 103R * Richard Gray 600S * NHT B-12d subs * GIK Acoustic Treatments * Sennheiser HD650 *
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  • analog97
    analog97 Posts: 328
    edited June 2008
    Looking forward to this! Such marketing genius...pure genius!!
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,338
    edited June 2008
    Happy Father's day to all. George, (aka Vinyl Ace) I'll buy him a box of Kotex. Go back and see him again:D
    Carl

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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited June 2008
    Trying to be more than just another pretty face here George.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited June 2008
    Yes, Happy Father's Day men! I'm going to kill grubs in celebration!
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited June 2008
    I'm a day late but happy Father's Day to everyone, and George you the king!
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  • engtaz
    engtaz Posts: 7,663
    edited June 2008
    George Grand, belated Happy Fathers day. Thanks you for all you do George.

    engtaz
    engtaz

    I love how music can brighten up a bad day.
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  • skipf
    skipf Posts: 694
    edited June 2008
    Wow, great news George. I hope you took precautions and shrink wrapped yourself properly before working the poor guy over. The things folks do to help out their buds. Looking forward to the list.
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  • sophie
    sophie Posts: 511
    edited June 2008
    happy fathers day. (im just one day late)

    look forward to some more vinyl!

    Payton
    Polk monitor 10B's and 5 jr's
    Adcom gfa 5500 and HK/240
    Adcom gtp 400
    Adcom gcp 600
    MusicHall MMF 2.1 TT
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