@Prison vs @Work

janmike
janmike Posts: 6,146
edited June 2008 in The Clubhouse
In case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. :eek:


@ PRISON - You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK - You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle


@ PRISON - You get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ WORK - You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it


@ PRISON - For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK - For good behavior, you get more work


@ PRISON - The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK - You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself


@ PRISON - You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK - You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON - You get your own toilet
@ WORK - You have to share the toilet with people who have accidents on the seat


@ PRISON - They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK - You aren't even supposed to speak to your family


@ PRISON - All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK - You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners


@ PRISON - You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK - You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars


@ PRISON - You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK - They are called 'managers'

:)
Michael ;)
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited June 2008
    Prison is overrated.
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited June 2008
    I dunno..they have nice ham and cheese sandwhiches.
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited June 2008
    You forgot one:

    @Prison - You screw up, you go in the hole for a week
    @Work - You screw up repeatedly, you get promoted
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited June 2008
    @Prison - At the end of the day you go back to your 10x10 cell
    @Work - At the end of the day you get to go home and do whatever you want
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited June 2008
    That's a clever little piece, and Ron has hit the nail on the head.
    Jake
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited June 2008
    Ron, fix your post, you had it right the first time.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited June 2008
    Prison you piss someone off you get stabbed.
    Work you piss someone off who cares.
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
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    Ben
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  • AdamRagland
    AdamRagland Posts: 521
    edited June 2008
    and lets not forget the dropping of the soap ordeal....
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited June 2008
    AdamRagland wrote: »
    and lets not forget the dropping of the soap ordeal....

    @ PRISON - You are happy to not get some
    @ WORK - You might be happy to get some
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
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    Ben
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited June 2008
    ben62670 wrote: »
    @ PRISON - You are happy to not get some
    That's not always true. There's usually one happy party, sometimes two or more.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited June 2008
    Face wrote: »
    That's not always true. There's usually one happy party, sometimes two or more.

    Ouch:eek:
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
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  • ttomp
    ttomp Posts: 181
    edited June 2008
    Face ... how do you know?
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited June 2008
    ttomp wrote: »
    Face ... how do you know?

    I get around.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited June 2008
    Face wrote: »
    I get a reach-around.
    fixed:p
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited June 2008
    obieone wrote: »
    fixed:p

    I don't travel that route, but if you're interested, I could introduce you to some people who do. And they don't take no for a answer. :D
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited June 2008
    Ron, fix your post, you had it right the first time.

    You like this better?

    @Prison - At the end of the day you go back to your 10x10 cell
    @Work - At the end of the day you get to go home to the warden
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • mrmusicman
    mrmusicman Posts: 303
    edited June 2008
    @ Prison-Free Medical and Dental:)

    @ Work-You have to pay for your medical and dental...and pay for the prisoners:mad:
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited June 2008
    mrmusicman wrote: »
    @ Prison-Free Medical and Dental:)

    @ Work-You have to pay for your medical and dental...and pay for the prisoners:mad:

    Where would you rather be?
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
    Thanks
    Ben
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited June 2008
    Martha Stewart Living

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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited June 2008
    hehehehe good one Mike.

    RT1
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  • dfranks
    dfranks Posts: 207
    edited June 2008
    ben62670 wrote: »
    Prison you piss someone off you get stabbed.
    Work you piss someone off who cares.


    Uhm Nope,
    You piss someone off at work and you get Backstabbed!
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