WOOHOO! I'm a Polk Master!

Jstas
Jstas Posts: 14,845
edited May 2008 in The Clubhouse
My 5,000th post was USEFUL too!

http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68098

Hot damn! :cool:
Expert Moron Extraordinaire

You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • BottomFeeder
    BottomFeeder Posts: 1,684
    edited May 2008
    No fair!!!

    I wanna be like you!

    Congratulations & thanks for the help you've been to me.
    "Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then." Bob Seger
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited May 2008
    No you don't...
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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited May 2008
    Is that similar to a Jedi Master?
    Jake
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,845
    edited May 2008
    amulford wrote: »
    No you don't...

    He's right, you don't.

    Hell, some days I don't even want to be like me anymore.

    But hey, I see it as inspirational to others. In the same way that Jerry Springer is.

    You know. 'Cause no matter how bad and messed up your life gets, you can always turn on Jerry Springer, point to the guest on stage and say, without a doubt, "Hey, my life is pretty messed up right now but at least I ain't THAT guy!"

    It's the "Jerry Springer Effect". The "Maury Povich Effect" is right up there too but more pronounced for women who don't know who their baby's daddy is.

    So in reality, I'm performing a public service by just being me.



    Then again, you really shouldn't compare yourself to others. They are more 'eff'ed up than you can ever imagine!
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited May 2008
    This is unusual -- a Polk Master who has actually produced some useful posts over the years.

    Congrats.
    HT/2-channel Rig: Sony 50” LCD TV; Toshiba HD-A2 DVD player; Emotiva LMC-1 pre/pro; Rogue Audio M-120 monoblocks (modded); Placette RVC; Emotiva LPA-1 amp; Bada HD-22 tube CDP (modded); VMPS Tower II SE (fronts); DIY Clearwave Dynamic 4CC (center); Wharfedale Opus Tri-Surrounds (rear); and VMPS 215 sub

    "God grooves with tubes."
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited May 2008
    WOOHOO!!!! Congrats!
    Sharp Elite 70
    Anthem D2V 3D
    Parasound 5250
    Parasound HCA 1000 A
    Parasound HCA 1000
    Oppo BDP 95
    Von Schweikert VR4 Jr R/L Fronts
    Von Schweikert LCR 4 Center
    Totem Mask Surrounds X4
    Hsu ULS-15 Quad Drive Subwoofers
    Sony PS3
    Squeezebox Touch

    Polk Atrium 7s on the patio just to keep my foot in the door.
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited May 2008
    Jstas wrote: »
    You know. 'Cause no matter how bad and messed up your life gets, you can always turn on Jerry Springer, point to the guest on stage and say, without a doubt, "Hey, my life is pretty messed up right now but at least I ain't THAT guy!"


    perspective is an oft underused tool of life. it can get you through some rough ****. sure has for me. life's tough? focus on a guy worse off than you, then thank the Merciful Christ your not that guy



    p.s., do we have to call you "Master John" now? I'm just saying I dont know if I can swing it, not that I dont like you..LOL
    Living Room 2 Channel -
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited May 2008
    congrats :)
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited May 2008
    Congrats man
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  • engtaz
    engtaz Posts: 7,664
    edited May 2008
    Congrats

    engtaz
    engtaz

    I love how music can brighten up a bad day.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,845
    edited May 2008
    ohskigod wrote: »
    perspective is an oft underused tool of life. it can get you through some rough ****. sure has for me. life's tough? focus on a guy worse off than you, then thank the Merciful Christ your not that guy



    p.s., do we have to call you "Master John" now? I'm just saying I dont know if I can swing it, not that I dont like you..LOL

    Would it make a difference even if I said yes?
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited May 2008
    Half you Polkies need to be demoted.
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,845
    edited May 2008
    dorokusai wrote: »
    Half you Polkies need to be demoted.

    It took me 5.5 years to get here. You have over 3 times as many posts and have been here 3 months less than me. I don't wanna hear anything about "demotions".
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited May 2008
    ohskigod wrote: »
    p.s., do we have to call you "Master John" now? I'm just saying I dont know if I can swing it, not that I dont like you..LOL

    Maybe masturbator...:D
    dorokusai wrote: »
    Half you Polkies need to be demoted.

    Pot, meet kettle...:rolleyes:
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  • Polkitup2
    Polkitup2 Posts: 1,623
    edited May 2008
    I think once you hit 5000, your count should reset to zero.:D
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited May 2008
    There should at least be a quiz.
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • Rivrrat
    Rivrrat Posts: 2,101
    edited May 2008
    Congrats!

    At the rate I post, I'll be dead before I get there.
    My equipment sig felt inadequate and deleted itself.
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited May 2008
    DILLIGAF

    Learned a new one today from Big Lou.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,845
    edited May 2008
    Demiurge wrote: »
    DILLIGAF

    Learned a new one today from Big Lou.

    Just the fact that you posted shows you have some sort of concern, positive or negative.
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • kingtut
    kingtut Posts: 813
    edited May 2008
    Rivrrat wrote: »
    Congrats!

    At the rate I post, I'll be dead before I get there.

    Ditto!

    Congrats on the Polkmaster status.
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,271
    edited May 2008
    It's about time. Congrat's.

    Sir masser, sir that is....;)
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,889
    edited May 2008
    Congratulations, but ...... does this new rank enhance your ability to post Stacy Kiebler swimsuit pictures ?

    That's what I want to know.




    :)
    Sal Palooza
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  • jdhdiggs
    jdhdiggs Posts: 4,305
    edited May 2008
    Uh, and who are you again?

    Oh, nm... Carry on...

    ;)
    There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited May 2008
    Did they at least give you your t-shirt ? http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/illuminated/8a5b/?cpg=ab

    Throw a Polk logo on that.....:D The T-Qualizer shirt that dynamically changes with any ambient sound or music.
    The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited May 2008
    Jstas wrote: »
    Would it make a difference even if I said yes?

    nope,

    point duly noted...LOL ;)
    Living Room 2 Channel -
    Schiit SYS Passive Pre. Jolida CD player. Songbird streamer. California Audio Labs Sigma II DAC, DIY 300as1/a1 Ice modules Class D amp. LSi15 with MM842 woofer upgrade, Nordost Blue Heaven and Unity interconnects.

    Upstairs 2 Channel Rig -
    Prometheus Ref. TVC passive pre, SAE A-205 Amp, Wiim pro streamer and Topping E50 DAC, California Audio Labs DX1 CD player, Von Schweikert VR3.5 speakers.

    Studio Rig - Scarlett 18i20(Gen3) DAW, Mac Mini, Aiyma A07 Max (BridgedX2), Totem Mites
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  • fatchowmein
    fatchowmein Posts: 2,637
    edited May 2008
    Congrats! Do you get new powers with your title? A new watch? Lunch? I have a little over 4,000 posts to go and I just wanted to know what it's like up there in the stratosphere.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,845
    edited May 2008
    fatchowmein wrote: »
    I just wanted to know what it's like up there in the stratosphere.

    I dunno. It's hard to pay attention 'cause the air is so thin.
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited May 2008
    Congrats :)

    Speakers
    Carver Amazing Fronts
    CS400i Center
    RT800i's Rears
    Sub Paradigm Servo 15

    Electronics
    Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
    Parasound Halo A23
    Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
    Pioneer 79Avi DVD
    Sony CX400 CD changer
    Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
    WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR


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