Got Bacon?

audiobliss
audiobliss Posts: 12,518
edited May 2008 in The Clubhouse
Oh yeah, this is so me...
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George Grand wrote: »
Jstas wrote: »
Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited May 2008
    ROTFLOL!

    So stop cooking it all the time. Just make it a Saturday treat for breakfast (4 strips) & ignore it the rest of the time.
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  • PhantomOG
    PhantomOG Posts: 2,409
    edited May 2008
    I love bacon but hate the fact that my whole house will smell like bacon for a day after I cook it.
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited May 2008
    PhantomOG wrote: »
    I love bacon but hate the fact that my whole house will smell like bacon for a day after I cook it.
    What's wrong with that?

    I usually make turkey bacon here.
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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited May 2008
    I just tried turkey bacon and was pretty impressed. It's good, but no substitute for the real stuff. I happened to have both kinds that day. :D
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited May 2008
    PhantomOG wrote: »
    I love bacon but hate the fact that my whole house will smell like bacon for a day after I cook it.

    and that's a problem how? :p
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited May 2008
    I wish they made bacon scented car air freshners :)
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited May 2008
    Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!
    Bart: Yes father.
    Homer: ... Bacon up that sausage, boy!
    Bart: But dad, my heart hurts!
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited May 2008
    zombie boy 2000 wrote: »
    Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!
    Bart: Yes father.
    Homer: ... Bacon up that sausage, boy!
    Bart: But dad, my heart hurts!

    Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Ham?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Pork chops?
    Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
    Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited May 2008
    Turkey bacon is definitely NOT a replacement for the real deal!

    And I would LOVE it if the house smelled like bacon all the time!!
    George Grand wrote: »
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    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
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  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited May 2008
    Right on the heel of a thread talking about cramps when you're running. :D

    If it were my choice - running vs bacon - I'd choose the tasty one as well!
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited May 2008
    :D

    Of course!
    George Grand wrote: »
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited May 2008
    To keep the bacon humor coming:

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  • Kris Siegel
    Kris Siegel Posts: 309
    edited May 2008
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited May 2008
    Ooooooh gosh. I'll take a bacon wrapped fillet mignon ...with a baked potato with bacon bits...with a salad with bacon bits...and could you bring some extra bacon bits in a bacon cup, please?

    Wow, those cups are awesome!!
    George Grand wrote: »
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • strider
    strider Posts: 2,568
    edited May 2008
    You haven't lived 'til you've had bacon chocolate....

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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited May 2008
    And you probably won't live much longer once you do :)
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,341
    edited May 2008
    Bacon is good food!

    But, do not cook with bacon grease!!:eek:
    Carl

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  • Kris Siegel
    Kris Siegel Posts: 309
    edited May 2008
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  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited May 2008
    This thread suddenly got NSFW. Ew.
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,196
    edited May 2008
    f_musicalnote.gif I like big butts and I cannot lie....you other bro..t...he...rs....no wait a minute. That's TOO big! :eek:
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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited May 2008
    treitz3 wrote: »
    f_musicalnote.gif I like big butts and I cannot lie....you other bro..t...he...rs....no wait a minute. That's TOO big! :eek:
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  • shawn474
    shawn474 Posts: 3,052
    edited May 2008
    I am SHOCKED at how good the pre-cooked bacon is at the grocery store.......I can eat a box of it in one sitting!! Is that bad?
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  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited May 2008
    As long as you can still reach the remote on the coffee table from the sofa and have already trained your dog to get beer and answer the door / phone, then yes.
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  • Kris Siegel
    Kris Siegel Posts: 309
    edited May 2008
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  • phuz
    phuz Posts: 2,372
    edited May 2008
    In Texas, we deep fry our bacon.

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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited May 2008
    Battered and fried bacon with ranch dressing? Sign me up.
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,605
    edited May 2008
    My mom cooked bacon or sausage for breakfast most mornings when I
    was growing up. And yes, she used bacon grease to cook the eggs in.
    I got to the point I started eating cereal. Hard to believe you can get sick of
    bacon. I don't eat much of it anymore. My wife makes BLT's once in a while.
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  • phuz
    phuz Posts: 2,372
    edited May 2008
    Demiurge wrote: »
    Battered and fried bacon with ranch dressing? Sign me up.

    Ranch? That's gravy dude. Gravy made with bacon grease.
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,341
    edited May 2008
    She's back!
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  • Ackaroth
    Ackaroth Posts: 99
    edited May 2008
    Tiny little feet and then that HUGE ****
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