A little Humor after all the CHAOS and Fighting.

HBombToo

I think this should relieve some tensions!

My Christmas wish is that everyone has a fullfilling Holiday in whatever form it may come.

HBomb




Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.
Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred
since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my
letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller
blades and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year.
Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole
school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire
neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my
friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even helped the
elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I
would not do for humanity. What balls do you have leaving me a ****
yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks? What the **** were you
thinking, you fat son of a **** that you've taken me for a sucker the whole
**** year to come out with some **** like this under the tree. As if you
hadn't **** me enough, you gave that little **** across the street so
many toys that he can't even walk into his house. Please don't let me see
you trying to fit your big fat **** down my chimney next year. I'll **** you
up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll
have to walk back to the **** North Pole, just like what I have to do
now since you didn't get me that **** bike. **** YOU SANTA. Next year
you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-****.

Sincerely,

Little Johnny

RuSsMaN

Good one H, laughing my **** off.

With all those F bombs, are you sure that wasn't 'Little Brett'?

Cheers,
Russ

Ron-P

Peace Out~:D

Ron-P

Dear Johnny,

I know WHO you are, and I KNOW where you live. You little ****!
You can't talk to SANTA like that and get away with it!

If you don't like the yo-yo, which is a classic toy, by the way,
then you can just cram it up your little ****! As for the whistle
you didn't care for -- I gotcha whistle right here!!! Come blow
on this! And the socks...well, I figured you are big enough to
be whacking off, and those sox would have come in handy and been handy to ... well, even you should get the picture!

And... that little "****" across the street, you'll be happy to
know that he's already got pubic hair and his whang is TWICE as
long as yours. Besides, his parents think YOU're the **** --always
moanin' and whinin'.

Don't worry about gathering up rocks for my visit to your house
next year, 'cause I ain't coming down your chimney ever again.
If you find any pennies this year, you had better stop and pick
them up, 'cause that's about all you're going to get for Christmas.
Your mom and dad are going to be killed in a car crash, and you'll
be stuck in an orphanage before Thanksgiving.

Bad? You want BAD? I'll show you who's bad!

Affectionally, Adieu,

Santa


Peace Out~:D

brettw22

Originally posted by RuSsMaN
With all those F bombs, are you sure that wasn't 'Little Brett'?

I don't know what you're talkin about..........(insert angel smiley here, if I could **** get it to work)

HBombToo

and little johnny is thinking OH SHEAT! I really effed up now...

MxStYlEpOlKmAn

Some reason, when I started reading that. I thought ya'll were gonna put my name at the bottum as the person that wrote it!