Wedding pictures - wow

hoosier21
hoosier21 Posts: 4,411
edited August 2009 in The Clubhouse
Introducing the wedding party:

First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)

Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "All right, everyone. let's line up for the picture.

Let's see ...... hmmm, where shall we ... oh, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly!

Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!"

I guess a jacket at a wedding would just be too citified, so let's just pin these boutonniere's

right on the white shirts. Bubba, put down that cigarette! And no smoking during the ceremony!

I told him it's tacky to light up during the sermon.. If we could have put the wedding off for two more months,

the groom would have saved enough money for a pair of black shoes. I told him his tennis shoes have black trim

.. . that's good enough.
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Where is the remote? Where is the $%#$% remote!

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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,411
    edited March 2008
    Next, the cute couple

    Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her ankles. Too bad they didn't come in white.
    Note how their "outdoor backdrop" is a clearing probably behind the All-Sups
    where the weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion.
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    Where is the remote? Where is the $%#$% remote!

    "I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us have...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,411
    edited March 2008
    At least his head is somewhat proportionate. To her left boob.
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,411
    edited March 2008
    What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout??
    Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual -
    How bout those teeth?
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,411
    edited March 2008
    "You SO crazy, honey ."
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,411
    edited March 2008
    "Here baby, let me help you up here ....."
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,411
    edited March 2008
    You can almost hear the banjo music.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,277
    edited March 2008
    Sweet effing jesus i'm in tears from laughing so hard!!!
    No excuses!
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,335
    edited March 2008
    YIKES!:D

    Thoose two came from a small gene pool. They could possibly share some of the same DNA structure.
    Carl

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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited March 2008
    schwarcw wrote: »
    YIKES!:D

    Thoose two came from a small gene pool. They could possibly share some of the same DNA structure.

    If that's the case, these did well then. Incest is best, keep it in the family.
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited March 2008
    "You sure got a pretty mouth, boy!"
    Cue banjo's.
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  • billbillw
    billbillw Posts: 6,721
    edited March 2008
    So Russ, you haven't told us how you are related to these fine folks. I bet you had a good time at the reception. Give us some details man!
    For rig details, see my profile. Nothing here anymore...
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,411
    edited March 2008
    Not related, I dated the brides bigger sister, well more like a one night stand.
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited March 2008
    DAMN.....At a loss for words :eek:

    :D
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,987
    edited March 2008
    You **** pretty good Hoosier! :D
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited March 2008
    hoosier21 wrote: »
    Introducing the wedding party:

    First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)

    Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "All right, everyone. let's line up for the picture. attachment.php?attachmentid=32058&d=1205371626

    Which one is Mr. Walmart?
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  • LessisNevermore
    LessisNevermore Posts: 1,519
    edited March 2008
    hoosier21 wrote: »
    What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout??


    I believe the word is Cankles. That is when no distinction can be made where the calf ends, and the ankle starts.....:D
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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited March 2008
    hoosier21 wrote: »
    Not related, I dated the brides bigger sister, well more like a one night stand.

    Even if you're f'ing with us, I wouldn't of admitted that :o I would of just said the photo's were left in the alley when you was doing Sally!

    Priceless :eek:
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  • hockeyboy
    hockeyboy Posts: 1,428
    edited March 2008
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  • I-SIG
    I-SIG Posts: 2,238
    edited March 2008
    hoosier21 wrote: »
    Not related, I dated the brides bigger sister, well more like a one night stand.

    I figured this was in Indiana somewhere.

    Wes
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  • cmy330go
    cmy330go Posts: 2,341
    edited March 2008
    I'm betting that photo is in front of the town's firehouse.

    Sheesh!
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,684
    edited March 2008
    Fiyurhows .... and Ophishul Town Hunnymooin-sweet !

    Pretty nice combination, as it turns out ..... "Pleeze hoze down the floor whin you'all r dunn !"
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited March 2008
    hoosier21 wrote: »
    "Here baby, let me help you up here ....."

    I did NOT need to see this one. :eek:
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited March 2008
    Her bigger sister? Two tons of fun?
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited March 2008
    Welcome to the South. Yee Haw!

    My sister sent me this yesterday. I am still laughing my **** off. They're perfect fer each-another.

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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited March 2008
    yea, I'd hit it.

    Thanks Russ for the morning rush, I needed that.

    RT1
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  • skipf
    skipf Posts: 694
    edited March 2008
    Not the South, I'd say more like some of West Virginia's finest.
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,987
    edited March 2008
    Yeah. You tell 'em Skip. In the South we would rise above and go barefoot.
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited March 2008
    That is to funny. That family tree does not fork.

    "if you have been married more than three times and still have the same inlaws you might be a redneck"
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited March 2008
    I have a good friend who is a wedding photographer. I'm going to send these to him and ask if they are his work....
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited March 2008
    Russ, you need to listen to more audio instead of scanning those dating forums. :D Too funny. I wonder what the offspring would look like. :eek:
    Michael ;)
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