The Florida Flat Tire....

disneyjoe7

I was traveling between West Palm Beach and Boca Raton the other day
(south of Jupiter) when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was
flat. My only option was to flag down a passing
motorist and get a ride to the next town.


The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the
window,
"Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.
"Republican," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.


Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
question.
Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican."
The driver gave me the finger and drove off.


I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy,
since this area s eemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few
Republicans. The next car to stop was a red convertib le driven by a
beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or
Democrat. "Democrat!", I shouted.
"Hop in!", replied the blonde.


Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in
the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect **** and a
short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up
her thighs.


Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I
jumped out.
"What's the matter?", she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied.
"I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw
somebody."

BaggedLancer

the funny that is!

audiobliss

Hahahahahahahaha!

That is awesome! :D

Fireman32

Good one man

obieone

I like that one!

shadowofnight

Nice

venomclan

Totally false story! Since I live in Palm Beach County I heard that Joe was actually telling them that he was an independant and can go both ways, that is why they all sped off....:D