It's Almost Tax Time...
trubluluc
Posts: 2,067
Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.
Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom!'
And when he's gone,
We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'
And I still have to 'press
1' for English.
I hope this goes around THE
USA at least 100 times
What the hell happened?????
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.
Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom!'
And when he's gone,
We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'
And I still have to 'press
1' for English.
I hope this goes around THE
USA at least 100 times
What the hell happened?????
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Californication.
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The WHOLE U.S is bailing out a couple of states.I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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I'm always intrigued by the fact that it takes 8 to 10 weeks to process a refund... yet, my check to the US Treasury cleared my bank (I owe'd a little this year) within 3 days of mailing it.
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Well, I lost the over/'under bet. :rolleyes:
BDTI plan for the future. - F1Nut -
Well, I lost the over/'under bet. :rolleyes:
BDT
You owe me $50.00 for that bet. You got my PM right? -
Being that I live overseas I only pay a little bit on my income. We're only taxed on anything over 85K a yr out here, so I only pay taxes on 10K. wooo hooo............One of the many perks of working overseas.Shoot the jumper.....................BALLIN.............!!!!!
Home Theater Pics in the Showcase :cool:
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I'm sending a check for .000000001275 of the national debt. Like pissing up a rope.-Ignorance is strength -
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You owe me $50.00 for that bet. You got my PM right?
Absolutely.
Damn, NOBODY keeps thier word these days.
BDTI plan for the future. - F1Nut -
I noticed a peculiar but somewhat familiar stench hanging in the space again.
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I filed for my refund and had the check deposited within a week.If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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Tax time - Great. Only second to bonus time. I love it.Michael
In the beginning, all knowledge was new!
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I'm always intrigued by the fact that it takes 8 to 10 weeks to process a refund... yet, my check to the US Treasury cleared my bank (I owe'd a little this year) within 3 days of mailing it.
All a man has in this world is his word.......I guess I just don't belong here. I don't think I'm the poorer for that. And, I wish this forum a warm farewell.
Goodbye.
Ron
.....obviously, you don't don't even have that.Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
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Well, it was nice while it lasted. Gotta give it that.....~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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Well this place was really starting to getting disgustingly boring. . . things are looking up!
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This is what pisses me off. Learn the language of the country you live in, don't expect us to learn your's MF'ers!And I still have to 'press
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Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
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bobman1235 wrote: »I filed for my refund and had the check deposited within a week.
Ditto here, we had the money in our account 4 days after e-file. No too bad in my book.There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin -
Ditto here, we had the money in our account 4 days after e-file. No too bad in my book.
4 days? that's really fast
i think mine took all of 7 or 8, either way.. that's much faster than filing it the old way of sending in your paperwork. and waiting, and waiting for the checkPolkFest 2012, who's going>?
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Yup, 4 BUSINESS days. I was suprised, I had expected 2 weeks or so.
I like this time of year: I like knowing that my money is being taken away from me so some lazy fat **** can have a flat screen, makes me feel good deep down inside...There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin -
Ya gotta be sh*tting me!!! I saw that post and......all I could hear was the theme from 'Jaws'!I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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In 2009 it'll be ... press 6 for English ... except of course that greeting won't be in English ...This is what pisses me off. Learn the language of the country you live in, don't expect us to learn your's MF'ers!
