What is.....

TroyD
TroyD Posts: 13,077
edited February 2008 in The Clubhouse
...with all the friggin' retarded threads of late?

What's next? How much belly button lint do you generate a week? Do you fold the TP or just bunch it up? When you brush your teeth, do you drink straight from the faucet?

El Christo, some of you people REALLY need to investigate if not actually getting, at least renting, a life.

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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited February 2008
    well?

    bunched or folded ?!!

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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited February 2008
    If I wear black tshirts I generate ALOT of belly button lint....I pick it out then lick my fingers.

    I fold the TP....4 sheets, so I get an even fold. If I get an extra sheet by accident I rip it off and put it on the back of the toilet....when there is 4 sheets I use those.

    When I brush my teeth(about once a month) I prefer to use only the best spring water available. There is a hose that comes out of our washing machine and water comes out whenever we wash clothes so I prefer to use that since it's flavored.
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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited February 2008
    Folded neatly so not to irritate my sensitive ****! I hate it when cheap TP gives me irritable **** syndrome!
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited February 2008
    I fold it into Origame.
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited February 2008
    wingnut4772 wrote: »
    I fold it into Origame.

    Then wipe? That sounds like it would take entirely too long and my feet would fall asleep by the time I finish.
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  • joeparaski
    joeparaski Posts: 1,865
    edited February 2008
    BaggedLancer wrote: »
    If I wear black tshirts I generate ALOT of belly button lint....I pick it out then lick my fingers.

    I fold the TP....4 sheets, so I get an even fold. If I get an extra sheet by accident I rip it off and put it on the back of the toilet....when there is 4 sheets I use those.

    When I brush my teeth(about once a month) I prefer to use only the best spring water available. There is a hose that comes out of our washing machine and water comes out whenever we wash clothes so I prefer to use that since it's flavored.



    Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! That is freakin' funny!!

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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited February 2008
    I use one sheet. I fold it in half, and then half again. I tear a corner off from it. I open the tp to expose the hole I created in the middle of it. Then I put my finger in the hole, and clean my butt hole with my finger. After I grasp the tp, and wipe my finger off. Finally I take the corner of that I torn off, and clean the **** out from under my finger nail.
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  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,480
    edited February 2008
    TroyD wrote: »

    How much belly button lint do you generate a week?

    First we need to know if it the belly button is an "innie" or an "outie."
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    nms Posts: 671
    edited February 2008
    TMI Ben, TMFI
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited February 2008
    Well since we're sharing and all......Im actually sitting here right now trying to pull a tooth. Its loose and bugging me so Im about ready to go out to the garage and grab the needle nose plyers.
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited February 2008
    "You're not even human f*cking beings!"-GSgt Hartman
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited February 2008
    It's amazing the level of stupidity that human beings can achieve once they gain some confidence in a group.

    Imagine these were your first posts in the forum.

    Carry on. I'm gonna take a dump and try each one of the suggested methods.
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited February 2008
    Ricardo wrote: »

    Carry on. I'm gonna take a dump and try each one of the suggested methods.

    Please report back your findings in a new thread.

    Thank you.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited February 2008
    Get Off My Lawn!
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,600
    edited February 2008
    :eek:What about using bb lint to wipe with instead of tp?????
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited February 2008
    sucks2beme wrote: »
    :eek:What about using bb lint to wipe with instead of tp?????

    I think you may be on to something, or on something:D
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited February 2008
    Ben, do you change fingers based on the viscosity of the droppings?
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited February 2008
    And it's Cristo, not El Christo. You wouldn't say "The Christ".

    But I agree. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid threads lately.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited February 2008
    BaggedLancer wrote: »
    Ben, do you change fingers based on the viscosity of the droppings?

    No. but I eat with my right hand, and clean hole with my left:p
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited February 2008
    You wipe with your left? I tried that once.....too hard!
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited February 2008
    The ignore feature is a friend now, big time.

    The average age here is obviously plummeting monthly. That statement will probably offend someone. They need to know ahead of time that I don't give a ****.
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,982
    edited February 2008
    TroyD wrote: »
    What is with all the friggin' retarded threads of late?
    Without the TBT thread to keep otherwise retarded people from posting because of sheer boredom, this is the end result.
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited February 2008
    Hey, anyone see this new Super Model, Jizum Bunchvan?

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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited February 2008
    omg......is all i can say to that......Ronnette!
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited February 2008
    Sweet. Very nice job with the hair, but where is the valve oil?
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited February 2008
    Demi, you're an artist.
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  • pearsall001
    pearsall001 Posts: 5,065
    edited February 2008
    TP...what the hell is that??? Why do you think we have fingers!!
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited February 2008
    I must be mellowing in my old age cause I think this whole line of questioning is off the wall. Perhaps tomorrow my adolescence will return. Perhaps it could be because I am listening to Pavorotti.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited February 2008
    All I want to know is....What speaker do you guys think I will like best?
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,277
    edited February 2008
    I want to know if HD-DVD is finally dead so we can move on to BR.

    Demi, thank you for that nightmare!
    No excuses!
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