Very stange indeed....
RuSsMaN
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....today I have had the weirdest gas. Just had a tombstone last night with a little fresh garlic, and today....whoa nellie.
Not your average 'POOOOOOOOON' or 'FLUUBUBUBUBUB'. Today they sound like someone, say, touching live jumper cables together.
More like a 'SPAAANK' if you will. A very 'electrical' sound, almost harsh. Very powerful, very fast, and very amusing. I have been in my office by myself, laughing all day long.
Cheers,
Russ
Not your average 'POOOOOOOOON' or 'FLUUBUBUBUBUB'. Today they sound like someone, say, touching live jumper cables together.
More like a 'SPAAANK' if you will. A very 'electrical' sound, almost harsh. Very powerful, very fast, and very amusing. I have been in my office by myself, laughing all day long.
Cheers,
Russ
Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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You go, gas-master! It sounds like your gas is very tight and defined...nothing muddy about its presentation. Musical, if you will. You must be putting a lot of power through those cheeks.
Aaron -
it must be a east cost thing!!
scott -
coast
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Scott, see the handy 'edit' button? A Tejas thing actually....
Yeah, I think I might just throw these bad-boys (underwarez) out when I get home. Feels like some cake batter back there.
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Russ,
I'm excited that you decided to share that with us.
Personally, I don't hold my flatus for anyone. You can get a wicked stomach ache that way. I know that you guys don't want me to get a stomach ache.
George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's) -
I NEVER hold it in for a myraid of reasons not the least of which I still find humor in flatulence. That and I don't feel the need to impress anyone.
George,
You should explain the whole "tea bagging" concept to the group.
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I had a few beer pharts this morning, but nothing on the scale of RuSsMaN! Sounds like they might have been a little on the wet side to me. As long as they don't start sounding like a 115kV switch getting opened up, we'll be okay!
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I didn't think so.Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service. -
Keep 'em coming Uncle Remus.
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Damm these are some old posts. But very funny though. Russ you crack me up man.
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Nothing's changed since then. You are still a flatulent son of a ****, Russ.Stereo Rig: Hales Revelation 3, Musical Fidelity CD-Pre 24, Forte Model 3 amp, Lexicon RT-10 SACD, MMF-5 w/speedbox, Forte Model 2 Phono Pre, Cardas Crosslink, APC H15, URC MX-950, Lovan Stand
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Why would I ever need to buy another movie ticket, or another comedy DVD, or watch another TV sitcom? I get all the laughs I need right here on the Polk Forum. My wife probably thinks I'm crazy. I've been LMAO for about the last 20 minutes reading these old posts.
Keep 'em coming!Robert
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Enjoy the sonic symphony, just stay away from open flames.
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I think that I'll have some marinated artichoke hearts and a few cold ones for lunch! I'll go to the Library around 3:00 to scare away the old bitties:eek:Carl
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Stupid me, I didn't even look at the date, but there's old SCOTTO!!!
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I almost had a nasty shart the other day.....Good thing I didn't take a risk and lose.....