Rules of the blues

george daniel
george daniel Posts: 12,096
edited February 2008 in The Clubhouse
saw this on another forum,,

http://www.outliermusic.com/jokes_rulesoftheblues.htm
JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,447
    edited February 2008
    LOL.....great stuff, thanks.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited February 2008
    That's a good one :)
    DKG999
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,982
    edited February 2008
    Preach it brother.
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited February 2008
    "Cripple Kiwi Fillmore"? LMAO!
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,675
    edited February 2008
    I got a good woman, and she drive a Ford,
    Yeah, I got a good woman, and she drive a Ford,
    She got junk in the trunk, oh Lord, Lord , Lord .....

    ...... good find, George. Pretty darn accurate, too.

    :)
    Sal Palooza
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  • Polkitup2
    Polkitup2 Posts: 1,621
    edited February 2008
    By Deaf Lemon Jackson:

    I woke up this morning.... After drinking with Jimmie and Jack,

    My head feels like, an old Cadillac.

    I got me a woman, whose getting kinda old

    Her cooter farts dust, and likely some mold,

    My truck broke down, yea my truck broke down...

    On the way to the pound, to pick up my old hound.
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited February 2008
    Polkitup2 wrote: »
    By Deaf Lemon Jackson:

    I woke up this morning.... After drinking with Jimmie and Jack,

    My head feels like, an old Cadillac.

    I got me a woman, whose getting kinda old

    Her cooter farts dust, and likely some mold,

    My truck broke down, yea my truck broke down...

    On the way to the pound, to pick up my old hound.

    I shot a man down,to the ground,in Memphis town.;)
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,675
    edited February 2008
    Kind of threw in a little country there at the end, Polkitup2 ;)
    Sal Palooza
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited February 2008
    Polk Forum Blues by Early B.

    Got banned from the forum, yeaahhhh...
    I say I got banned from the forum, ummmm...
    You had no right to disagree
    I said yo mama went down on Hillary
    Now I got the banned blues
    Oh, I got the banned blues....
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited February 2008
    Early B. wrote: »
    Polk Forum Blues by Early B.

    Got banned from the forum, yeaahhhh...
    I say I got banned from the forum, ummmm...
    You had no right to disagree
    I said yo mama went down on Hillary
    Now I got the banned blues
    Oh, I got the banned blues....

    yeah Brad,, sing it,,bring it on back,, one mo' time:cool:
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited February 2008
    Sung to the tunage of this perfect song...Down Payment Blues..:D

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    The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club
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