Osama Genie...
har_navalta
Posts: 957
Osama's Genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I
don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then
grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning
Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary
Clinton.
His **** was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is good.
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I
don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then
grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning
Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary
Clinton.
His **** was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is good.
Post edited by RyanC_Masimo on
Comments
-
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk -
lmao "Its worked so far but we're not out yet."
"Hey big man let me hold a dollar"
