Thought for the day?
disneyjoe7
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a German are all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says theGenie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land."
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The German says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The German sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."
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They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says theGenie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land."
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The German says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The German sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."
:D:D:D:D Speakers
Carver Amazing Fronts
CS400i Center
RT800i's Rears
Sub Paradigm Servo 15
Electronics
Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
Parasound Halo A23
Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
Pioneer 79Avi DVD
Sony CX400 CD changer
Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR
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Comments
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Very nice!!!
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Wow I didn't see that coming.
Nice, -
LMFAO!!! Me likey that idea!I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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Omg Yay!!
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Why is the last guy German?
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They enjoy killing millions of people?If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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OOOOO pish pa shame that's ^^^^ is not politically correct . . .
. . . could be why I love it so much!! -
hearingimpared wrote: »OOOOO pish pa shame that's ^^^^ is not politically correct . . .
. . . could be why I love it so much!!
I know I think of posting this on my other forum, but some things I feel may piss off customers.
Speakers
Carver Amazing Fronts
CS400i Center
RT800i's Rears
Sub Paradigm Servo 15
Electronics
Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
Parasound Halo A23
Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
Pioneer 79Avi DVD
Sony CX400 CD changer
Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR
