Tennis anyone?

shack
shack Posts: 11,154
edited January 2008 in The Clubhouse
If you enjoy womens tennis...or just like to see young, athletic, good looking women running around in rather small outfits...sweating, stroking, groaning and fist pumping...the womens finals of the Australian Open is for you!

Ana Ivanovic...

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VS

Maria Sharapova...

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Both good players...both easy on the eyes.

I'll be watching!
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,734
    edited January 2008
    Very tasteful babes. :D
    Political Correctness'.........defined

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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited January 2008
    Shack, you started worrying me with all that super dooper finance talk in that other thread. Now you're back to "Classic Shack!"

    Athletic chicks RULE!

    Ana, if you're reading this...marry me! :D
    No excuses!
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited January 2008
    On a hotness scale, it could be the greatest women's final of all time.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited January 2008
    I might just have to watch.
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited January 2008
    Body wise, few things can match a female tennis player or ice skater.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited January 2008
    steveinaz wrote: »
    Body wise, few things can match a female tennis player or ice skater.


    Amen Brutha!!!
    No excuses!
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  • cubdog
    cubdog Posts: 835
    edited January 2008
    Tennis...my new favorite sport.

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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2008
    The semifinal yesterday between Sharapova and Jankovic was awesome. Well, awesome to watch because of the gals are hot and there were some good vollies, but it's sad Jankovic couldn't play any better because of that bad back. :(
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  • strider
    strider Posts: 2,568
    edited January 2008
    audiobliss wrote: »
    ..... but it's sad Jankovic couldn't play any better because of that bad back. :(

    Dude, tell me about it. She's still pretty pissed at me, but what can a guy do?;)
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2008
    Try and resist their pathological lying urges? ;)
    George Grand wrote: »
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited January 2008
    steveinaz wrote:
    Body wise, few things can match a female tennis player or ice skater.

    Having had daughters that played the sport at a very competetive level...I would have to add women's volleyball to the mix. The indoor variety.

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    Now BEACH VOLLEYBALL....that takes it to a whole different level.

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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited January 2008
    My favorite area of photography really is Sports. It just so happens the College Gymnastics season started for me last weekend at Penn State U.

    A few shots from last weekend...

    http://strongdigitalart.smugmug.com/gallery/4199074#245419039

    From prior seasons...

    http://strongdigitalart.smugmug.com/College%20Gymnastics


    Wanna talk about some hotties! mmm hmm!
    No excuses!
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  • AndyGwis
    AndyGwis Posts: 3,655
    edited January 2008
    Jankovic is terribly unattractive. Body is okay, but that face looks like she's spent some time in the Serbian army or something.

    Ivanovic is very attractive when she's playing. The close ups do show some issues, but nothing some proactiv and braces couldn't fix.
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  • strider
    strider Posts: 2,568
    edited January 2008
    audiobliss wrote: »
    Try and resist their pathological lying urges? ;)

    WAAAAA! Well played....
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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited January 2008
    Maria Sharapova is smoking hot. I'm pretty sure I would do just about anything to get a date with her, including shaving my back.:eek::D
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited January 2008
    AndyGwis wrote: »
    Jankovic is terribly unattractive. Body is okay, but that face looks like she's spent some time in the Serbian army or something.

    Ding ding we have a winner. She reminds me of ET.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited January 2008
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2008
    When are the finals today? I don't wanna miss them...
    George Grand wrote: »
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    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited January 2008
    steveinaz wrote: »
    Body wise, few things can match a female tennis player or ice skater.

    Have you ever felt the legs of a female equestrian on your head?
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  • AndyGwis
    AndyGwis Posts: 3,655
    edited January 2008
    Have you ever felt the legs of a female equestrian on your head?

    The legs of the horse, or the rider?



    Yes to both for me :)
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2008
    Wow, Tsonga is KILLING Nadal! And he's pulling off some brilliant shots. This is awesome!
    George Grand wrote: »
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited January 2008
    steveinaz wrote: »
    Body wise, few things can match a female tennis player or ice skater.

    Long distance runners. Yummy. I loved running in high school. :)
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited January 2008
    steveinaz wrote: »
    Body wise, few things can match a female tennis player or ice skater.

    We'll have to agree to disagree on that one bro!


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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited January 2008
    I have a pair of shorts just like that girl Joe! I save them for summer though.








    (kidding)











    That is effing ridiculous......yummy delicious.

    The rest are yummy delicious too, but that pole vaulter takes the cake.
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited January 2008
    dorokusai wrote: »
    Have you ever felt the legs of a female equestrian on your head?

    I regretfully report, no.
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 1,394
    edited January 2008
    Judging from the previous pictures, I am shocked! Women just did not exist like that in sports, needless to say track and field during my college years in the 90s! Damn..
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited January 2008
    Well...It was a good match...at least in the first set. Sharapova was down 4-5 (games) and 15-40 (2 set points) away from losing the first set. Came back and won 7-5. I think that took the fire out of Ivanovic. Sharopova pretty dominated the second set. Ivanovic hits the ball HARD. I did enjoy the view as well.
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2008
    Was awesome to watch. Now I wanna play tennis!

    I learned how the scoring works in tennis, tonight, too! So, while I didn't do my homework, it was in some way productive.
    George Grand wrote: »
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited January 2008
    I just watched their award presentations. Two articulate, classy young women...who just happen to be great tennis players and hotties as well.
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,838
    edited January 2008
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    We'll have to agree to disagree on that one bro!


    Beauty.jpg

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    Thanks for establishing the base by which all other sports chicks will be measured.

    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwddddddd, is she hot !!!


    Pole vault, too. How appropriate.

    :)
    Sal Palooza
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