top 10 sings you're watching a bad monster movie (from Letterman)

danger boy
danger boy Posts: 15,722
edited January 2008 in The Clubhouse
Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Monster Movie

10. Monster comes to New York, takes in a matinee of "Jersey Boys" and leaves




9.He doesn't eat people -- he just licks them




8.It's two hours of the creature writing his bucket list




7.It tortures people by showing slides from his trip to the Poconos




6.The monster shows up and FEMA doesn't send help for three days




5.It's entitled "Phantom of the Oprah"




4.The beast with a disfigured face? Joan Rivers




3.Monster's main tactic is to refuse to negotiate with the Writers Guild




2.Werewolf looks like this (photo: Dave with beard)




1.After taunting city for hours, tearful monster is led away by Dr. Phil
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  • jakelm
    jakelm Posts: 4,081
    edited January 2008
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