Fruit Chillers
mrbigbluelight
Posts: 9,674
Or, as I like to put it, "DelMonte's Worst Ad Campaign in the History of Mass Communication".
Okay, I've got a couple of minutes to burn .....
Hey, sounds kind of cool ..... kind of like YouTube, I guess ....
http://chillerschillout.icmodus.com/voting/default.asp
Gosh, let me look at this one ("Cry Babies, Chill Out"), I'll just watch, laugh, and chill out:
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Hmmmm .... you know what ..... that wasn't too fuggin' funny and I sure as fug ain't chilled out right now.
Well, let's try another, "Deny ! Deny ! Deny !"
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Oh, yeah, that was a real laugh riot, DelMonte; I'm just about ready to smack the next smart alec brat I see in the kisser !
Well ... maybe it's just me. Let's try one more, shall we ? How about ..... "Katie's Tantrum".
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0K03O4dKNHs&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0K03O4dKNHs&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
:mad: ..... aaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh ...... 8, 9, 10. Okay, it has to be me. A big corporation wouldn't put out something that wasn't funny, so let me give it one more try. Let's try "Driving to Florida from Chicago with a 2 year old"
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oBFZ-L_OBTU&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oBFZ-L_OBTU&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Well ......thanks a whole lot, DelMonte for that wonderful and charming excursion into
:mad:
"WATCH, LAUGH, AND CHILL OUT"
Okay, I've got a couple of minutes to burn .....
"Thanks to our ten finalists for flipping out and chilling out ! We got some great videos, check them out below."
Hey, sounds kind of cool ..... kind of like YouTube, I guess ....
http://chillerschillout.icmodus.com/voting/default.asp
Gosh, let me look at this one ("Cry Babies, Chill Out"), I'll just watch, laugh, and chill out:
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KqcsCOXmV18&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KqcsCOXmV18&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
Hmmmm .... you know what ..... that wasn't too fuggin' funny and I sure as fug ain't chilled out right now.
Well, let's try another, "Deny ! Deny ! Deny !"
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UqMvsZPzeig&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UqMvsZPzeig&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
Oh, yeah, that was a real laugh riot, DelMonte; I'm just about ready to smack the next smart alec brat I see in the kisser !
Well ... maybe it's just me. Let's try one more, shall we ? How about ..... "Katie's Tantrum".
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0K03O4dKNHs&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0K03O4dKNHs&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
:mad: ..... aaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh ...... 8, 9, 10. Okay, it has to be me. A big corporation wouldn't put out something that wasn't funny, so let me give it one more try. Let's try "Driving to Florida from Chicago with a 2 year old"
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oBFZ-L_OBTU&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oBFZ-L_OBTU&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Well ......thanks a whole lot, DelMonte for that wonderful and charming excursion into
HELL
:mad:
Sal Palooza