Fun to read.

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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.




Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die.




Number 8
Men have two emotions:


Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich .




Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,


teach a person to use the internet


and they won't bother you for weeks.




Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ..


Not really good for anything, but you still can't help
but smile


when you shove them down the stairs.




Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,


lying in hospitals dying of nothing.




Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.


It pays no attention to Criticism.




Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00


and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?




Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.


Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it
normal.



And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :


Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers

What you do today, might Burn Your **** Tomorrow

BottomFeeder

Pretty good!

Got me laughing & copying some of them to share w/others!

Thanks for the laugh!

Polk addict

That's some great stuff...