Never Lie to Your Mother

audiobliss
audiobliss Posts: 12,518
edited January 2008 in The Clubhouse
Mom got this as an email the other day, and I thought it was pretty funny:



You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice
how
beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been
suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had
only made her more curious.

Over the cou rse of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met
the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do y ou?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it,
but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love,
Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that
you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer
is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
George Grand wrote: »
Jstas wrote: »
Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • nms
    nms Posts: 671
    edited January 2008
    DAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN! Pwned! :D
    My system

    "The world is an ever evolving clusterf*ck." --treitz3
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited January 2008
    I'd hit it....(jennifer that is)
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited January 2008
    Thats funny!
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
    Thanks
    Ben
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  • Polk addict
    Polk addict Posts: 558
    edited January 2008
    somebody got OWNED!!
    Chiranth
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited January 2008
    ROTFLMAO!!! Mom RULES!!!!
    Marantz AV-7705 PrePro, Classé 5 channel 200wpc Amp, Oppo 103 BluRay, Rotel RCD-1072 CDP, Sony XBR-49X800E TV, Polk S60 Main Speakers, Polk ES30 Center Channel, Polk S15 Surround Speakers SVS SB12-NSD x2
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  • ledhed
    ledhed Posts: 1,088
    edited January 2008
    LOL Oddly, my roommate's name is Jennifer.
    God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. - Romans 5:8
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2008
    ledhed wrote: »
    LOL Oddly, my roommate's name is Jennifer.
    You better not let your mom get a hold of the gravy ladle!!! :p
    George Grand wrote: »
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
    In Use
    PS3, Yamaha CDR-HD1300, Plex, Amazon Fire TV Gen 2
    Pioneer Elite VSX-52, Parasound HCA-1000A
    Klipsch RF-82ii, RC-62ii, RS-42ii, RW-10d
    Epson 8700UB
    In Storage
    [Home Audio]
    Rotel RCD-02, Yamaha KX-W900U, Sony ST-S500ES, Denon DP-7F
    Pro-Ject Phono Box MKII, Parasound P/HP-850, ASL Wave 20 monoblocks
    Klipsch RF-35, RB-51ii
    [Car Audio]
    Pioneer Premier DEH-P860MP, Memphis 16-MCA3004, Boston Acoustic RC520
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited January 2008
    Haha... that's actually a good one. I didn't see where it was going :D
    Ludicrous gibs!
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