Great Auction!!!

madmax
madmax Posts: 12,434
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Vinyl, the final frontier...

Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D
Post edited by RyanC_Masimo on

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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,761
    edited November 2002
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."


    President of Club Polk

  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited November 2002
    Yeah, but is it in "Mint" condition?
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
  • Paul Connor
    Paul Connor Posts: 231
    edited November 2002
    ADAM SANDLER LYRICS
    "Ode To My Car"

    Here we go

    Piece of **** car
    I got a piece of **** car
    That ****' pile of ****
    Never gets me very far

    My car's a big piece of ****
    'Cause the shocks are **** shot
    And my seatbelt's **** broken
    I got to tie it in a knot
    (It's a piece of ****)

    I can't see through the windshield
    'Cause it's got a big ****' crack
    And the interior smells real bad
    'Cause my friend puked in the back
    (It's a piece of ****)

    (Piece of **** car)
    Piece of **** car
    (He's got a piece of **** car)
    It sucks royal dick
    (That ****' pile of ****)
    100% crap
    (Never gets him very far)
    Oh **** you car

    It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
    Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
    (They can bite his **** too)
    And I got no ****' brakes
    I'm always way out of control
    Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it ****"
    (You ****' piece of ****)

    (Piece of **** car)
    I got piece of **** car
    (He got a piece of **** car)
    Diesel gas sucks my ****
    (That ****' pile of ****)
    That pile of metal ****
    (Never gets him very far)

    Oh what the **** did I do
    What the **** did I do
    What the **** did I do
    To get stuck with you
    You're too wide for drive-thru
    And you smell like the shoe
    But I'm too broke to buy something new
    Oh **** me

    Well the engine likes to flood
    The car always ****' stalls
    And the seat cushion's got a big rip
    So a spring always pokes the balls
    (Ouch, ouch, ouch)
    Plus the door locks are busted
    I gotta use a **** coat hanger
    (What a pain in his ****)
    And if a girlie sees my car
    There's no chance I'll ever bang her
    (He never ever gets da ****)
    Hey shut up
    (Piece of **** car)
    You piece of **** car

    (You got a piece of **** car)
    You piece of **** car
    (Piece of **** car)
    Bald ****' tires
    (You got a piece of **** car)
    No rearview **** mirror
    (Piece of **** car)
    Seven different colors
    (You got a piece of **** car)
    **** rag for a gas cap
    (Piece of **** car)
    Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
    (You got a piece of **** car)
    (Piece of **** car)
    (You got a piece of **** car)
    (Piece of **** car)
    Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
    (You got a piece of **** car)
    Cabby give me a push
    (Piece of **** car...)