Funny true story
trubluluc
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Guys,
A memorable wedding
This is classic!!!
MasterCard Wedding
This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After
the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the
guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
"I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding about the affair,
this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception,
and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members
and friends,...$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion,...$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui,...$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best man,...Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy;
for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!!!
A memorable wedding
This is classic!!!
MasterCard Wedding
This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After
the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the
guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
"I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding about the affair,
this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception,
and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members
and friends,...$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion,...$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui,...$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best man,...Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy;
for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!!!
Post edited by RyanC_Masimo on
Comments
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Oh man, that is sweet revenge.....the perfect set up! LMMFAO
Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk -
I remember reading about this a while back, that is some **** up ****, but priceless. I'd like to find that guy and buy him a beer.
Peace Out~:DIf...
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