Interesting Interview..........
reeltrouble1
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During a recent interview a person known only as HI was evasive when questioned about his alleged role as the Henchman, even though he maintains Plausable Deniability to the title, things were learned. 
Some factoids about Henchie from the pages:
He was not always a Henchman, he was once known as Clamp-Man, until he pawned his cape.
He received his first Merit Badge in Knot Tying---go figure.
He attended several colleges in the eighties all had to do with mind alteration products, he got a Master's Degree, although these schools are not accredited.
To be a Henchman Cronie you must demonstrate effective use of a Ball Peen Hammer on a quarterly basis.
He secretly admits to loving digital, well, he loves doing things to digits which is close enough in his book.
He first realized he had become the Henchman while peering through the lines on a mirror, he initially denied this and "pretended not to notice".....someone should write a song--ya think.
His love for all things vinyl was acquired through standing for hours and hours while watching black discs spin round and round, again this is when he wore his cape, the experience left him somewhat cross-eyed and color blind.
He has escaped detection by wearing a disguise involving an index card placed behind his ear.
There is no truth to the rumour the Henchman's victims are marked with the Black Ace of Spades, although it is said he was smiling as he spoke these words.
He does not use the Flattener just on vinyl---explains the unknown impression and slight odor reported by the Flattener Owner Consortium.
The State of Deleware apparently has favorable tax laws for Henching activities he stays local but will travel when necessary.
His internet posts transmit hidden messages.
Well that was the gist of things..............You know I did get an Ace of Spades in some junk mail recently........I wonder??????:eek:
Some factoids about Henchie from the pages:
He was not always a Henchman, he was once known as Clamp-Man, until he pawned his cape.
He received his first Merit Badge in Knot Tying---go figure.
He attended several colleges in the eighties all had to do with mind alteration products, he got a Master's Degree, although these schools are not accredited.
To be a Henchman Cronie you must demonstrate effective use of a Ball Peen Hammer on a quarterly basis.
He secretly admits to loving digital, well, he loves doing things to digits which is close enough in his book.
He first realized he had become the Henchman while peering through the lines on a mirror, he initially denied this and "pretended not to notice".....someone should write a song--ya think.
His love for all things vinyl was acquired through standing for hours and hours while watching black discs spin round and round, again this is when he wore his cape, the experience left him somewhat cross-eyed and color blind.
He has escaped detection by wearing a disguise involving an index card placed behind his ear.
There is no truth to the rumour the Henchman's victims are marked with the Black Ace of Spades, although it is said he was smiling as he spoke these words.
He does not use the Flattener just on vinyl---explains the unknown impression and slight odor reported by the Flattener Owner Consortium.
The State of Deleware apparently has favorable tax laws for Henching activities he stays local but will travel when necessary.
His internet posts transmit hidden messages.
Well that was the gist of things..............You know I did get an Ace of Spades in some junk mail recently........I wonder??????:eek:
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Priceless Ted.
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Oh, my !! You dare to tweak the nose of the Syndicate Don !!
Don't be suprised if your goats start disappearing.
:eek:Sal Palooza -
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Carl
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bro, I already promised the BAT stuff to the TLW when I was changing out one of your garage lights;), hehehehehehe........, well if I disappear maybe she will let you listen to it and you can think about me.
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You big ole Teddy Bear that was friggin hilarious!!! Too bad others around (notice I didn't say in) this place take themselves so seriously.
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Man, must be cool to be a henchman or a croonie. Me, I'm just a lackey. Head lackey at that but still, I imagine the perks are better!Expert Moron Extraordinaire
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John my understanding is lackey's have potential but its a slippery slope..........be careful, there was some obscure information about a fellow tagged as BD who went from lackey to cronie on the quick. Its a deep hole, the Henchman is just one of the player's. Info is sketchy on the whole organizational chart.
RT1 -
. . . you don't retire or just leave this organization, you go out feet first!
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And I rode how far in a vehicle with you?
:eek: Michael
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