you might be a Club Polk old **** if you...

danger boy
danger boy Posts: 15,722
edited December 2007 in The Clubhouse
the flip side of the newbie thread I started.. this is so that we can make fun of ourselves and maybe give the newbies a chance to see that we're just here to learn, make friends and have fun. That's what this forum is all about.

So without further adu,

you might be a Club Polk old **** if you...

Have seen Doro in his assless chaps in person :eek:
PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    answer all the new threads that Danger posts first
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited December 2007
    or second
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited December 2007
    or even read the ones I post ;)
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
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  • daboyz
    daboyz Posts: 5,207
    edited December 2007
    put an answer in this thread
  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited December 2007
    daboyz wrote: »
    put an answer in this thread


    Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! how true is this statement?? :D
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited December 2007
    If you know who Micah is/was...and wonder what the wild man is doing now.

    or

    If you know who wangotango, liv4fam or har_navalta are/were...and could give a rat's **** about anything they ever do again.
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    agree with a newbie in an old **** thread
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    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
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    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited December 2007
    if you've spooned with either RuSsMaN, dorokusai, or F1Nut .... extra points given if you've spooned with all three.. separately of course :eek: :eek: :eek:
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,982
    edited December 2007
    ...Are part of the "gang mentality", not putting into consideration the feelings and thoughts of a newbie that is always correct.

    Responding to ///////////

    Respond to a cable debate with 9 words or less.
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    Big spoon, or little spoon ?
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)


    :cool:
  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited December 2007
    you have over 4000 posts :D

    really old **** if you have over 10K ;)

    ADHD if you have over 12K :p
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2007
    IF you are hearingimpared's henchmen, thugs, croonies, or button men and hunt precious metal!:D:D:p;)
  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,982
    edited December 2007
    ...If ya' don't know what a stinkin' "clamp" is...
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited December 2007
    shack wrote: »
    If you know who Micah is/was...and wonder what the wild man is doing now.

    You might be an old **** if you know the answer to this question likely involves gym socks.
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    If your still up at 12:45 am on a Saturday night, cruising the Polk Forum, and everybody else has gone to bed long ago...


    Like me...
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)


    :cool:
  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited December 2007
    shack wrote: »
    If you know who Micah is/was...and wonder what the wild man is doing now.

    Actually, he got married a couple months ago....We still email back and forth and he met Wendi and I for dinner near Myrtle Beach last year.

    The Hobbit Pimp rocks on!

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    oh crap...

    I`m an old ****.....
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)


    :cool:
  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited December 2007
    if you're on a first name basis with the Salvation Army Store staff.
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,673
    edited December 2007
    IF you are hearingimpared's henchmen, thugs, croonies, or button men and hunt precious metal!:D:D:p;)

    You're an old **** if you're a shiite disturber.

    ;)

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    What if you purposely give the boys a good soaking because the Tidy Bowl dye gives them a nice, blue sheen that all the ladeeeez seem to really dig ?

    .......you're an old **** if, after reading the above, you actually went to the closet to see if you have any Tidy Bowl.
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  • Mike Reeter
    Mike Reeter Posts: 4,315
    edited December 2007
    You might be an ole' **** if the only way to access Club Polk was if you actually purchased Polk Audio speakers,and went to the Polk website to register them on-line.

    Might be a little less b/s going on around here if this was still in play...IMHO
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,950
    edited December 2007
    You might be an ole' **** if the only way to access Club Polk was if you actually purchased Polk Audio speakers,and went to the Polk website to register them on-line.

    Might be a little less b/s going on around here if this was still in play...IMHO


    I thought it was...man,should really pay more attention.

    Your an old **** if you can remember Jesse being....nice :eek::p:)
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  • Mike Reeter
    Mike Reeter Posts: 4,315
    edited December 2007
    tonyb wrote: »
    I thought it was...man,should really pay more attention.

    Your an old **** if you can remember Jesse being....nice :eek::p:)

    I'm gettin' to be such an Ole' **** that I can remember when...........oh yeah..........when Jesse was nice:D
  • McLoki
    McLoki Posts: 5,231
    edited December 2007
    Actually browse to other sites to verify an answer before posting rather than just posting what you think and letting it go as fact.
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  • Polkitup2
    Polkitup2 Posts: 1,621
    edited December 2007
    If you handed a newbie their **** for no apparrent reason other than the pure enjoyment of it.
  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited December 2007
    If your Financial Planner recommends an 'Intervention' in this 'HOBBY'
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,600
    edited December 2007
    ...if your first stereo had tubes. Then you replaced it with with those spiffy new things called "transistors". Then later reverted back. Ditto for vinyl.
    Got rid of SDA's and now seek to replace them for more than you paid for them brand new.
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited December 2007
    Build subs hard like this....instead of cardboard ;)
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  • MSALLA
    MSALLA Posts: 1,602
    edited December 2007
    You might be an ole' **** if the only way to access Club Polk was if you actually purchased Polk Audio speakers,and went to the Polk website to register them on-line.

    Might be a little less b/s going on around here if this was still in play...IMHO

    Wait.........are you calling me an old ****?
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited December 2007
    you might be an old **** if you listen to vinyl as your primary source ;):p
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    you might be an old **** if you keep checking this thread to see if they are talking about YOU....
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)


    :cool: