Bad day at work? Try this...
strider
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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from
work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on
a table, or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins: Take out the literature from the box and read
it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested, and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson.
Have a nice day and remember, "There is always someone with a job that
is worse than yours."
work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on
a table, or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins: Take out the literature from the box and read
it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested, and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson.
Have a nice day and remember, "There is always someone with a job that
is worse than yours."
Wristwatch--->Crisco
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haha, that's pretty good.
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Do you know the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Ben Dover
QC Specialist
Johnson & Johnson -
Nice first post.
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yea WOW
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That would be a disgusting job.
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