How to **** at Work - The Funny

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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited December 2007
    BaggedLancer wrote: »
    That's when you grab the sides of the bowl and push!:eek:

    Nah that's when you start rocking back and forth side to side to try and shake it out!
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited December 2007
    Try the plunger.
    -Ignorance is strength -
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,734
    edited December 2007
    Work? What is that?
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited December 2007
    **** Burglar is a term used at work for homosexuals to keep from having to go see the HR manager :D
    The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club
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  • billbillw
    billbillw Posts: 6,847
    edited December 2007
    Early B. wrote: »
    Pooping at work? Nah, I just hold it until I get home. It requires extensive mind-body training and ancient bowel relaxation techniques.

    No frackin way I could do that. I'm far to regular, and I get hornery if I get backed up. Every time I eat, gotta B-M in about 30-90 minutes. Like clock work. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, sometimes an extra one thrown in if I pigged out the day before!

    I think wat Early does is classic "anal retentive". I've known guys like you. Desks are super neat, no drinks of food in the car...
    Just kidding man. Where ever you are comfortable letting it go...
    For rig details, see my profile. Nothing here anymore...
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  • bdaley6509
    bdaley6509 Posts: 1,167
    edited December 2007
    OMG...that was the greatest. Printed out 100 copies for work.
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