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George Grand
George Grand Posts: 12,258
edited November 2007 in The Clubhouse
What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?

Nine times out of ten all you get is a onion with long ears. BUT EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE, you get a piece of **** that brings TEARS to your eyes.
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,833
    edited November 2007
    From my experience, I usually wind up with a piece of **** that smells like onions.

    :(


    Thanks for reminding me.
    Sal Palooza
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited November 2007
    I usually get a donkey with onion breath.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited November 2007
    You have to tweak up the search feature a little I guess.
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  • fatchowmein
    fatchowmein Posts: 2,637
    edited November 2007
    That brought tears to my eyes not that I'm suggesting you're a donkey or an onion. That would get me banned. :)
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited November 2007
    Ogre`s are like onions, they have "layers"

















    Donkay ?!!
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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited November 2007
    George Grand wrote: »
    What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?

    Nine times out of ten all you get is a onion with long ears. BUT EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE, you get a piece of **** that brings TEARS to your eyes.
    Lmaooo nice :D

    REGARDS SNOW
    Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
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  • avguytx
    avguytx Posts: 1,628
    edited November 2007
    I remember that joke from the old movie "The Hollywood Knights". Nubomb Turk, wasn't it? Great movie. Another joke he had that I remember......

    "Excuse me ladies. Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit like a glove".

    Man, I gotta watch that again, now.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited November 2007
    The donkey/onion joke I heard in the mid-70's.
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