"Near" Brawl - Fabio vs. George Clooney

Danny Tse
Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
edited November 2007 in The Clubhouse
Come on, guys....let's get to the important issue at hand (to hand combat). Forget about your leaf blower or Chinese toys, will ya?

So who will win?

What? You don't know the details? Here it is.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited November 2007
    I'm of the opinion that Clooney would just grab Fabio by the hair and spin around until the necessary centrifugal force was met and then let him go a-flying.
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  • jakelm
    jakelm Posts: 4,081
    edited November 2007
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    I'm of the opinion that Clooney would just grab Fabio by the hair and spin around until the necessary centrifugal force was met and then let him go a-flying.

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  • jflail2
    jflail2 Posts: 2,868
    edited November 2007
    Fabio can't even beat up a seagull on a rollercoaster, how's he supposed to hang with "Killer Clooney"?
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited November 2007
    I think George would have to take him out with the first punch (which he is obviously capable of doing), because if he missed, his hand would get tangled in Fabio's hair and Fabio would be able to "butterfly kiss" him into submission. It would be ugly!
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited November 2007
    I dunno, one's a useless prettyboy.... and the other one's a model. Tough call.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited November 2007
    Which is which?
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,605
    edited November 2007
    I think my sister could take both of them out with one punch.

    Most likely they would just talk each other to death.
    Neither one would want to risk any facial scarring.
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  • Danny Tse
    Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
    edited November 2007
    jflail2 wrote: »
    Fabio can't even beat up a seagull on a rollercoaster, how's he supposed to hang with "Killer Clooney"?

    According to wikipedia, Fabio has, so far, killed 2 birds with his nose while riding roller coasters....
    While riding the inaugural ride of Montu at Busch Gardens Tampa in March 1996 he received a broken nose when small bird hit him in the face and was taken to Tampa General. In 1999, this time on Apollo's Chariot at Busch Gardens Williamsburg, a stray goose flew into his face during the 210-foot drop. The birds died both times.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited November 2007
    I don't know here, his nostrils are so big that he is lucky that each time the bird didn't get stuck in his nose.
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited November 2007
    The only thing Clooney has bigger the Fabio's bicep is his ego... 1 for Fabio here, that guy would crush fatty Clooney like a "girly man".
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  • jflail2
    jflail2 Posts: 2,868
    edited November 2007
    Danny Tse wrote: »
    According to wikipedia, Fabio has, so far, killed 2 birds with his nose while riding roller coasters....

    Wow, I stand corrected. Let me change my vote to Fabio by a nose....
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  • Music Joe
    Music Joe Posts: 459
    edited November 2007
    Fabio and a/v gear


    As to a battle royale...my moneys on Pesci, he'd squeeze the 'effn' grapes off both of 'dem mooks.

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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited November 2007
    Clooney's a Taurus so my money is on him. We Tauruses are pretty tough.:D
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited November 2007
    Danny Tse wrote: »
    According to wikipedia, Fabio has, so far, killed 2 birds with his nose while riding roller coasters....

    Fabio is the Chuck Norris of the modeling world.
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,185
    edited November 2007
    wingnut4772 wrote: »
    Clooney's a Taurus so my money is on him. We Tauruses are pretty tough.:D
    Your'e a Taurus, I'm a Taurus, don't you want to be a Taurus too? :p
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited November 2007
    I'm a bull but I sure do love to donkey punch.
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited November 2007
    My money's on Fabio. He's pretty buff and Clooney is just some loser actor who's probably on drugs and out of shape to boot.
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited November 2007
    George Clooney is about the only real dude left in Hollywood and Ill always take a dude over a pretty boy.
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,833
    edited November 2007
    MacLeod wrote: »
    George Clooney is about the only real dude left in Hollywood and Ill always take a dude over a pretty boy.

    Uhm .............

    Dorokusai wrote:
    Fabio is the Chuck Norris of the modeling world.
    Dorokusai wrote:
    I'm a bull but I sure do love to donkey punch.


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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,083
    edited November 2007
    They are both morons. Who cares who wins if they start **** slapping each other?

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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,056
    edited November 2007
    Who cares...
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited November 2007
    The apathy in the world these days is appalling :(
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited November 2007
    All this fighting. Can't we just all get along? :confused:
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