Twenty Dollars!
disneyjoe7
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On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first Lovemaking encounter.
In His highly aroused state, her husband readily Agreed.This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more Than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to Afford new clothes and other incidentals that She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was Surprised to find Her husband in a very drunken state During the next few minutes, he explained that His employer Was going through a process of corporate Downsizing, and he had Been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find Another position that paid anywhere near what He'd been earning, and Therefore, they Were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which Showed more than thirty Years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly $1 million. Then she Showed him certificates of deposits issued By the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that=
For the more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex These holdings had multiplied And these were the Results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments Worth over $3 Million, her husband was so astounded he could Barely speak, but Finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you Were doing, I would have given you all my Business!'
That's when she shot him
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when To keep their mouths shut
Approached her new Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first Lovemaking encounter.
In His highly aroused state, her husband readily Agreed.This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more Than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to Afford new clothes and other incidentals that She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was Surprised to find Her husband in a very drunken state During the next few minutes, he explained that His employer Was going through a process of corporate Downsizing, and he had Been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find Another position that paid anywhere near what He'd been earning, and Therefore, they Were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which Showed more than thirty Years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly $1 million. Then she Showed him certificates of deposits issued By the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that=
For the more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex These holdings had multiplied And these were the Results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments Worth over $3 Million, her husband was so astounded he could Barely speak, but Finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you Were doing, I would have given you all my Business!'
That's when she shot him
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when To keep their mouths shut
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That's pretty funny.
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ha ha
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I have been married over 7 years now, and at $20 a shot...hell, it won't be long now and my wife will have $100!!!"she had the body of Venus, with arms."
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5 times Dud something wrong.
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I dunno? Is that not a lot? My wife say's it is!
Man, it's not easy being a below average white guy."she had the body of Venus, with arms." -
Ok let's do the math....
1 million over 30 years compound so 1mill in is 2mill in interest. Ok $20 a pop 30 years 1000000 / 30 years = $3333.33 so I round to nearest $20 = 166 times in 365 days = every 2.2 days or so..... 3 times a WEEK :eek: WTF I'M BELOW AVERAGE WHITE GUY
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Carver Amazing Fronts
CS400i Center
RT800i's Rears
Sub Paradigm Servo 15
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Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
Parasound Halo A23
Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
Pioneer 79Avi DVD
Sony CX400 CD changer
Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR
