Best Tweak yet

PolkThug
PolkThug Posts: 7,532
edited October 2007 in 2 Channel Audio
Rio

Place the CD and DVD etc. on top of RIO-5 II, and press the red button. This will run the electric fan for 14 seconds, which irradiate the surface with natural negative ion on to the disc. RIO-5 II not only releases negative ion, it also emit infrared rays which works as a surface-active agent. This improves transmissivity of the laser beam inside the CD player, which leads to improved sound and picture quality. By using the RIO-5 II, it improves S/N ratio and dynamic range. All instrument and vocals become vivid and sounds fresh. On the picture, it gives depth and excellent color contrast.
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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited October 2007
    Have you actually experienced this, or did you get caught up in the ionic marketing force irradiating from the website?
    DKG999
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    Music System: Magnepan 1.6QR, SVS SB12+, ARC pre, Parasound HCA1500 vertically bi-amped, Jolida CDP, Pro-Ject RM5.1SE TT, Pro-Ject TubeBox SE phono pre, SBT, PS Audio DLIII DAC
  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited October 2007
    Nice; all that for just a little below $600. Imagine how you could improve your system if you call for the teleportation tweak WHILE you are bombarding your CD with negative ions....
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited October 2007
    But will it make my wanker bigger?
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  • Yashu
    Yashu Posts: 772
    edited October 2007
    You do realize that CDs are digital binary code right?

    CDs are not records... they contain a large amount of data parity, enough where the player can reconstruct bit-perfect data even with large scratches, when the player is designed correctly.

    I get caught up in a lot of audiophile stuff... but this CD treatment crap is about as useful as Brilliant Pebbles and Clever Little Clocks, except you can use the clock to tell the time and the pebbles make an interesting ornament.
  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited October 2007
    No, but apparently it will spray your wanker with negative ions...sounds kinky, I'll take it.
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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited October 2007
    Russman - it won't make your wanker longer, but it will add clarity and definition :D
    DKG999
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    Music System: Magnepan 1.6QR, SVS SB12+, ARC pre, Parasound HCA1500 vertically bi-amped, Jolida CDP, Pro-Ject RM5.1SE TT, Pro-Ject TubeBox SE phono pre, SBT, PS Audio DLIII DAC
  • Yashu
    Yashu Posts: 772
    edited October 2007
    It's not the size of your boat, after all, but the motion of negatively charged ions, which oddly enough, the ocean is full of. Hmm...
  • hale2thechief
    hale2thechief Posts: 42
    edited October 2007
    Pass on the ionic wanker spray, but I could use some surface agent IR rays (I need a little color).
  • avguytx
    avguytx Posts: 1,628
    edited October 2007
    ....and what kills me is that someone at that company had to actually talk that unit up to "sell" it.
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  • hale2thechief
    hale2thechief Posts: 42
    edited October 2007
    Worse than that, some "engineer" designed this POS. I wonder if the parts list included fairy dust?
  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited October 2007
    steveinaz wrote: »
    No, but apparently it will spray your wanker with negative ions...sounds kinky, I'll take it.

    However, you will then need to find a positively ion charged wanker insertion device.........do not ask how I know this......but if the postively charged wanker insertion device holds the negatively charged wanker for more than four hours you should call a doctor........

    RT1