Why We Love Children
HBombToo
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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
Thank Gog tomorrow is Friday!
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
Thank Gog tomorrow is Friday!
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That's great.Michael
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And Little Johnny said to the teacher . . . Nevermind, there are no Little Johnny jokes that are funny and Forum friendly:DCarl
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