Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch

carpenter
carpenter Posts: 362
edited September 2007 in The Clubhouse
"If the global crisis continues, by the end of the year Only two Banks will be operational, the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank. Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody **** Bank'"
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  • engtaz
    engtaz Posts: 7,663
    edited September 2007
    Dang dang dang that's got to hurt.
    engtaz

    I love how music can brighten up a bad day.
  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited September 2007
    ".....In the event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, OR a lightning strike, see your doctor."
  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited September 2007
    Not the first post I want to read in the morning.
  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited September 2007
    It would work again.....

    eventualy !
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited September 2007
    :eek: :D WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    Next time find a real bathroom!:D
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  • BottomFeeder
    BottomFeeder Posts: 1,684
    edited September 2007
    Oooooooouuuuuuuwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited September 2007
    From story link

    "and was assured that his **** would function normally … eventually."

    :) I bet next time he looks to go else where.

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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited September 2007
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    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited September 2007
    Now that is a "Weiner Roast"

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  • dudeinaroom
    dudeinaroom Posts: 3,609
    edited September 2007
    And I thought that this was going to be about you smashing your thumb with a hammer(reference to your screen name)
  • daboyz
    daboyz Posts: 5,207
    edited September 2007
    Maybe he can become a **** star like John Wayne Bobbit. He could call himself "Lightning Rod".
  • MSALLA
    MSALLA Posts: 1,602
    edited September 2007
    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I wounder if he get some sort of side effect from this? He could be like a **** super hero.
    Michael


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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited September 2007
    I can see the Screen Name already......



    Here's Lightening BALLS :)

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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,899
    edited September 2007
    Damn....I hate it when that happens :mad:
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited September 2007
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!:D :D:D
    disneyjoe7 wrote: »
    I can see the Screen Name already......



    Here's Lightening BALLS :)
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  • MikeC78
    MikeC78 Posts: 2,315
    edited September 2007
    The best part...

    ...and was assured that his **** would function normally … eventually.


    :o DJ beat me to it.
  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited September 2007
    MSALLA wrote: »
    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I wounder if he get some sort of side effect from this? He could be like a **** super hero.

    LOL! That would be some comic book!!!:D :D:D
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited September 2007
    hahahaha! love it!
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