official YO MOMMA thread

JimBRICK
JimBRICK Posts: 1,543
edited September 2007 in The Clubhouse
these kill me

Yo mama is so big, Dora can’t even explore her


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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited September 2007
    You drinking again Jim?
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  • JimBRICK
    JimBRICK Posts: 1,543
    edited September 2007
    no bored at work
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited September 2007
    Yo momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

    Yo momma's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car!

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

    Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

    Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

    Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

    Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited September 2007
    Your Mama's so deaf, she bought a Blose and said, "this thing sounds great!"
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  • BottomFeeder
    BottomFeeder Posts: 1,684
    edited September 2007
    Your mama's so fat...her high school picture was an aerial photograph!
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited September 2007
    Yo mama's so fat, when she sits down, she looks like this....
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited September 2007
    Yo mama's so fat, she entered this beauty contest and won...
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited September 2007
    Early B. wrote: »
    Yo mama's so fat, she entered this beauty contest and won...

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I got that pic in a email this week. . . bluuuuhjhhhhhhhhh!
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited September 2007
    I just puked all over the place.
    Michael ;)
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited September 2007
    I'm sure they are nice and fresh smelling!!!
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  • honestaquarian
    honestaquarian Posts: 3,208
    edited September 2007
    Yo Momma so dumb,when she saw a sign that said"Wet Floor"she DID!
    Yo Momma so dumb,she sat on the TV and watched the couch
    Yo Momma so poor,i saw her walkin' down the street kickin' a can.When i asked what she was doing,she said"MOVIN'!"
    Yo Family so poor,when i went over your house and rang the doorbell,yo Momma stuck her head out the window and said"DING DONG!"
    Yo Momma so poor,she can't even pay......ATTENTION!
    Yo Momma so skinny,she stood behind a pole and disappeared
    Yo Momma so fat,when she sat in the front of the class,the marked everyone else absent
    Yo Momma so black,when she sat at the back of the class,they marked her absent
    Yo Momma so white,when she go to the beach,everybody tans off her reflections
    Yo Momma so fat,her blood type is Rocky Road
    Yo Momma so old and ugly,Moses kicker her off the Ark for scaring the animals away
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited September 2007
    Your mom is so fat it takes two trips to haul ****.
    -Cody
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  • Disc Jockey
    Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
    edited September 2007
    Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and snot shot out of George Washington’s nose.

    Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

    Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"

    Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

    Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

    Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
    "The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage." Thucydides
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  • BottomFeeder
    BottomFeeder Posts: 1,684
    edited September 2007
    Disc Jockey wrote: »
    Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and snot shot out of George Washington’s nose.

    Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

    Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"

    Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

    Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

    Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.


    Those are beauties!

    However I'm going to have to report you to the NOT being nice karma police!:D
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  • Disc Jockey
    Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
    edited September 2007
    BottomFeeder wrote: »
    However I'm going to have to report you to the NOT being nice karma police!:D

    Too late, I reported myself already. I'm hoping for leniency and probation with community service. :)
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  • BottomFeeder
    BottomFeeder Posts: 1,684
    edited September 2007
    Disc Jockey wrote: »
    Too late, I reported myself already. I'm hoping for leniency and probation with community service. :)

    Very impressive indeed!

    Turning yourself in and confessing before being caught always brings leniency.

    I hereby pronounce you forgiven & back in the karma!

    (& I have loads of pull around here!) :D
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  • Disc Jockey
    Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
    edited September 2007
    few more (since I'm in trouble already anyway)

    Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

    Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

    Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited September 2007
    Yo mommas so fat when I was done with her last night I rolled over 3x and couldnt get off her, so i slapped her side and rode the wave.
    -Cody
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  • honestaquarian
    honestaquarian Posts: 3,208
    edited September 2007
    Yo Momma so fat,she thought a quarterback was a REFUND!
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited September 2007
    Yo Mama's so sleazy, when you told her you were buying some Polks, she said, "Don't waste your money, son, I'll poke you for free."
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  • MSALLA
    MSALLA Posts: 1,602
    edited September 2007
    Yo Mamma's like a door knob....everyone gets a turn.
    Michael


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  • Maurice
    Maurice Posts: 517
    edited September 2007
    Yo mama so black, when she gets out her car the oil light comes on.

    Yo mama so ugly, she can trick or treat over the phone.
    Everytime I think I'm out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!!!!!

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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited September 2007
    Yo Mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. :p
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  • Joe08867
    Joe08867 Posts: 3,919
    edited September 2007
    Yo Momma so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

    Yo Momma's head so big, when she wears a Malcolm X hat helicopters try to land.
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  • izafar
    izafar Posts: 819
    edited September 2007
    Yo Momma is so fat that each of her but cheeks have seperate zip code
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited September 2007
    Yo momma so fat, children and small pets get caught in her gravitational pull.
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  • bowbender7
    bowbender7 Posts: 11
    edited September 2007
    Yo momma is so fat - it takes two dogs to bark at her...
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  • Bamadude
    Bamadude Posts: 245
    edited September 2007
    Yo momma so ugly she wears a wig with a chin strap

    Yo momma so fat she bent over in a yellow dress and two guys got in
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  • krabby5
    krabby5 Posts: 923
    edited September 2007
    yo momma is so dumb, she brought a ladder to the giants game.
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  • jgido759
    jgido759 Posts: 572
    edited September 2007
    honestaquarian wrote: »
    Yo Momma so fat,she thought a quarterback was a REFUND!

    Must be a Polish joke. :D

    J/K, no offense to those of Polish heritage.
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