"Funniest post ever" thread

Ricardo
Ricardo Posts: 10,636
edited September 2007 in The Clubhouse
I went to the shame archives to see what's all the fuzz with the "colored" threads, and found a post that gave me this idea. What's the funniest post ever? We could make it a sticky, and whenever people feel frustrated, attacked, name called, sad, gets fired, dumped, or any other thing that calls for a good laugh, they can come here and forget about their electricity bill or any other mundane problem.

Here's my contribution:
mrbigbluelight wrote:
The only thing I'm worried about in life is my next door neighbor lady.

Spends 5 hours every other week edging her front sidewalk ........

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IN THE NAME OF GOD SHUT THAT G** D*** EDGER OFF !! WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE !! I'LL EDGE IT FOR YOU OR PAY SOMEBODY TO DO IT OR PAY YOU TO LET IT GROW OR ANYTHING BUT SHUT THAT G** D*** EDGER OFF !!!













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.....other than that, life's


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....pretty good.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,724
    edited September 2007
    I'm not even going to look for it, but the pic of Troy's head on someone's body with a yellow/green jet stream of diarrhea shooting of his arse is the funniest damn thing I've ever seen here.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited September 2007
    "Troy" and "Pabst" is all you need to search for.

    http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4292&highlight=troy+pabst

    I'm actually proud of that post. You were only 3 months 'old' at that point. Fun times.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,724
    edited September 2007
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Yeah, that's the one.....thanks!
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • brijenjas
    brijenjas Posts: 311
    edited September 2007
    Can't seem to find it right now but someone, polk_audio_lsi maybe, posted a drawing of a subwoofer made with a cardboard box. Spit my drink on my keyboard when I saw it.

    Found it.
    It was a T_Unit616 thread, and lomic posted the picture.
    http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showpost.php?p=495869&postcount=71
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,083
    edited September 2007
    Man, that picture STILL kills me.....there are a couple of others involving my head that are pretty funny too...

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited September 2007
    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    "Troy" and "Pabst" is all you need to search for.

    http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4292&highlight=troy+pabst

    I'm actually proud of that post. You were only 3 months 'old' at that point. Fun times.

    YUCK!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited September 2007
    This was posted in the "What Does Your Screen Name Mean" thread.
    George Grand wrote: »
    I don't know.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)

    From; "Maggie Gyllenhaal is smokin hot" thread.
    George Grand wrote: »
    Man, does that girl have the whole "Oink" look down or what? Porky Pig's girlfriend Petunia.

    From; "Mike Vic,class act?"
    George Grand wrote: »
    Somebody called him a "sick human being". This organism is not human.

    In response to another member saying that Vic hadn't been proven guilty yet.
    George Grand wrote: »
    Free MUMIA!!!!!

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    This is my all time favorite;
    George Grand wrote: »
    Hey Sniffles,

    You might be a well respected member of YOUR community, but you certainly aren't a well respected member of ours. Blow it out your **** you damn fool.


    This is just the very tiny tip of the iceberg, we could do a 30 page thread on George Grandisms and bust a gut!
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited September 2007
    George, looks like you have a groupie.
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited September 2007
    Stalker!:D
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited September 2007
    He's not the only one! I get excited everytime I see George post, because I know I'm guaranteed to at least one good belly laugh whenever he does post!:D

    dorokusai wrote: »
    George, looks like you have a groupie.
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,184
    edited September 2007
    Funniest thing I have seen here was link to the cat on Craigslist that had the ultimate tube amplifier made from a cereal box. I'd find it, but my search function does not work for some reason. Thread was posted within the last six months....
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited September 2007
    Here you go.
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,184
    edited September 2007
    WAAAAAAAA! That's it! Thanks.

    Next up in my book would be ///////. That thread had me rolling. Almost peed in my pants!
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited September 2007
    I second the T_UNIT sub box.....Man that kid kills me......I'm not sure if it was the box being labeled Amsoil, or the BOOM!! clearly labeled on the "port" :D:D:D
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited September 2007
    T_unit was hilarious. Were did he go? He became an over-night legend, IMO. I'll never forget his classic line...

    "..but I AM dumb."
    Source: Bluesound Node 2i - Preamp/DAC: Benchmark DAC2 DX - Amp: Parasound Halo A21 - Speakers: MartinLogan Motion 60XTi - Shop Rig: Yamaha A-S501 Integrated - Shop Spkrs: Elac Debut 2.0 B5.2
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited September 2007
    George Grand wrote: »
    Very eloquent, but once again, who REALLY cares?

    More from the Polk forum king of the one liners.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited September 2007
    Here's another all time fav!
    George Grand wrote: »
    Cry Eagles cry, on the road to mediocrity,
    Cry Eagles fans, try moving to a a REAL ci-ty!

    Don't mess with me man. I'm pretty, I'm drinking, and I feel GOOOOOOD!!!

    Save your breath for when they ALMOST go all the way next year.
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  • Bamadude
    Bamadude Posts: 245
    edited September 2007
    One of the first threads I read here, I knew I had found a home :D
    F1nut wrote: »
    ...As for me, way back when I was in high school I was doing your mother, tell her I said hi.
    http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44094&highlight=mother
    AVR: Pioneer VSX-84TXSi (RIP - lightening) / Amp: Sunfire Cinema Grand / Klipsh R-10B Sounbar, LC65fx / Sub: Elemental Designs LT/1300 / TV: Panasonic TH-50PH9UK /SIZE]
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited September 2007
    Bill Ayotte wrote: »
    I second the T_UNIT sub box.....Man that kid kills me......I'm not sure if it was the box being labeled Amsoil, or the BOOM!! clearly labeled on the "port" :D:D:D

    Yeah, how about the spoiler on the back...ROTFLMAO!!!! that kid was funny as hell.
    Source: Bluesound Node 2i - Preamp/DAC: Benchmark DAC2 DX - Amp: Parasound Halo A21 - Speakers: MartinLogan Motion 60XTi - Shop Rig: Yamaha A-S501 Integrated - Shop Spkrs: Elac Debut 2.0 B5.2
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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited September 2007
    steveinaz wrote: »
    Yeah, how about the spoiler on the back...ROTFLMAO!!!! that kid was funny as hell.

    Come on now.....We all know you need to make sure that the box has enough down force....:D
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited September 2007
    Bamadude wrote: »
    One of the first threads I read here, I knew I had found a home :D


    http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44094&highlight=mother

    Classic F1nut in that thread.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited September 2007
    The guy joined in Sep 2005 and has 9 posts Joe. With that time/post ratio, we shouldn't have to read any more of Chauncey's utterances for a good long while, which will be just peachy keen with me.
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited September 2007
    Well any thread about the finer points of making love to Troy has gotta get honorable mention.

    http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4426
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    MECA SQ Rookie of the Year 06 ~ MECA State Champ 06,07,08,11 ~ MECA World Finals 2nd place 06,07,08,09
    08 Car Audio Nationals 1st ~ 07 N Georgia Nationals 1st ~ 06 Carl Casper Nationals 1st ~ USACi 05 Southeast AutumnFest 1st

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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited September 2007
    A classic!:D


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    Hsu ULS-15 Quad Drive Subwoofers
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited September 2007
    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Yellow stickers seem to work well. Also, check with Boeing see if they've got a used 737 tail section so you can be fast & Furious!

    Made me laugh out loud, spit my vegetable soup back into the bowl.

    Cheers,
    Russ


    I loved it :)

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