Banner Karma.........somewhat
BaggedLancer
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Well, these definately aren't worth much so there is no point in selling them. They definately aren't in perfect condition(no rips or anything but they are used).
Be cool for a garage or kids room or college dorm room(where they came from).
I have 2 budweiser/budlight ones as well as other blow up corona bottles and boats and stuff too i think; ill post if i can find them.
Post here if you want them. Winner will be chosen via random number generator on....oh i dunno.... when I feel like ending it.
You can't have one or the other, you get both.
THE ONLY CONDITION: In your post you must post atleast one of your favorite pickup lines you use now or used back in the day(for some of you
). I seem to be falling short lately at the bar and need some help ..... lol
OH, and if you don't want them but want to post pickup lines or tips, that'd be great cause I need the help.
Enjoy,
Mark
Be cool for a garage or kids room or college dorm room(where they came from).
I have 2 budweiser/budlight ones as well as other blow up corona bottles and boats and stuff too i think; ill post if i can find them.
Post here if you want them. Winner will be chosen via random number generator on....oh i dunno.... when I feel like ending it.
You can't have one or the other, you get both.
THE ONLY CONDITION: In your post you must post atleast one of your favorite pickup lines you use now or used back in the day(for some of you
). I seem to be falling short lately at the bar and need some help ..... lolOH, and if you don't want them but want to post pickup lines or tips, that'd be great cause I need the help.
Enjoy,
Mark
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Not interested in the Karma, but what worked best for me was scoping out the joint, finding the best woman for my tastes and then getting in her general area. As soon as she makes eye contact with you, without missing a beat, look her up and down and with an enthusiastic smile, say "Oh HELL yes". Then you have a conversation breaker.
If that fails, just walk up to her (I presume this is the type you are looking at:rolleyes: ) and just simply compliment her by saying "nice shoes". Even if the shoes make you want to vomit. She will adore you.
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"You're not very attractive, but your clothes make me want to have sex with you" NEVER used by me, but I guess anything works at the end of the night....
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thank treitz, forgot to add pickup lines for a guy picking up a girl....thanks
If you post multiple times, only your first post will count as your number. -
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You start out by walking up to her smiling and say.... you know there should be a law, while shaking your head in pretend disbelief. then stop talking.
After a second or two she will ask you a law what?
this is when you answer against being as beautiful as you are.
Almost certainly garners a smile at the very least each time lol.
PS. It helps if you are young, handsome. well built.and well dressed while attempting this.:D
REGARDS SNOWWell, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all -
"hey, you like potatoe chips"......."wow, so do I, let's ......."
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You start out by walking up to her smiling and say.... you know there should be a law, while shaking your head in pretend disbelief. then stop talking.
After a second or two she will ask you a law what?
this is when you answer against being as beautiful as you are.
Almost certainly garners a smile at the very least each time lol.
PS. It helps if you are young, handsome. well built.and well dressed while attempting this.:D
REGARDS SNOW
I tried a version of this last night at the bar Snow, and I'll have to be honest with you. It worked flawlessly......despite me ALMOST stumbling over my words, i made it through and scored myself a date tonight.wooo0000oooottttt:D !!!!
Sorry guys, if you don't mind I would like to change the rules a bit and just send the 2 banners to Snow, any objections to those who posted? -
Congrats Bagged. Im glad it worked for you, everyone needs a little companionship. As far as the banners go, please give to someone else. I would never use them, I only wanted to help. Goodluck on your date.;)BaggedLancer wrote: »I tried a version of this last night at the bar Snow, and I'll have to be honest with you. It worked flawlessly......despite me ALMOST stumbling over my words, i made it through and scored myself a date tonight.wooo0000oooottttt:D !!!!
Sorry guys, if you don't mind I would like to change the rules a bit and just send the 2 banners to Snow, any objections to those who posted?
REGARDS SNOWWell, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all -
The one that worked on my wife of 11 years....
simply "Wanna F^&*?" the rest is history
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