Cure for those affected by the forum lurkers of the world

edbert

Over the years I have noticed a very disturbing trend. People who lurk in forums for varied reasons and generally just try to stir the pot and and piss people off or just try to cause some sort of minor chaos for at least a few unsuspecting forum patrons. I picture them as looking like this(if you look like this or if this is you understand this whole thing is a joke and that you should probably keep reading)


To those affected, I offer this solution. Now this works regardless what type of skin you have, whether it be as thin as paper or as thick as an elephants.

This should be the perspective of said lurker to your skin.


If you allow him to have this perspective

they are then classified as having gotten "Under your skin." At this point they infect your entire body and take over your brain causing you to become extremely upset and potentially violent.

If you have any exposed wounds such as this

you are extremely susceptible to having someone get under your skin due to the fact that you have obviously done something fairly retarded recently that you are still upset about and anything little thing might set you off.

The only cure is to sit back, enjoy the tunes, and knock back a cold beverage of your choice and realize that life is obviously better than what that guy is currently experiencing.

If that doesn't work, just send me a hundred bucks and we'll call it a day.

If anyone else has any tips or suggestions on how to prevent or cure these sub-epidermal attacks from these silent predators please share.

nadams

Bottom picture = nastiest thing I've ever seen.

engtaz

That's just plain nasty.

ohskigod

that suture job's gonna be a ****!!!!

Fireman32

ohskigod wrote: »

that suture job's gonna be a ****!!!!

But he will have a cool scar to show off to people.

MrNightly

Aww, the good old medical pictures...

But I got a big grin, so well done. Some people are just clueless... you can't really hold that against them... oh wait. Never mind

strider

Thanks, edbert, for the perspective. I wholeheartedly agree; yes, they can get under your skin sometimes. I'll try the first suggested cure tonight when I get home. Hopefully, I won't need your paypal addy for that franklin......