Okay, I've got the Iraq solution right here.

mrbigbluelight

I can't take the entire credit for this: a poster on the local Craigslist should be credited.

So, here you go:

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/

I have a feeling some of you have already jumped the gun in supporting this "Piece" Initiative.


This just might be my best post ever

dudeinaroom

shoot, I've been doing it for years, and we still have wars, it's not gonna help. For as many times as I have "jerked the gherkin" we should be good well into the 1200th century

rskarvan

Jingle Balls

Jacking in the snow
For peace this holiday
Dick in hand you go
Shooting out a spray
Stroking by the gate
As Santa's sleigh takes flight
What fun it is to ****
For peace on Christmas night

****
****
Do it for the cause
We all want peace instead of war
And so does Santa Claus
****
****
Even in the cold
Shooting **** instead of guns
Is best for young and old

A stroke or two won't do
So pull it fast and strong
Letting out a moan
As you yank on your dong
Cry out nice and loud
When you beat for peace
Do it with a great big crowd
To make the fighting cease

****
****
Do it for the cause
We all want peace instead of war
And so does Santa Claus
****
****
Even in the cold
Shooting **** instead of guns
Is best for young and old...

mrbigbluelight

I wouldn't have thought it possible, but ..... I think that somehow, in some way, Rskarvan has managed to derail this thread ! :rolleyes: