Dear Diary

disneyjoe7
disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
edited May 2007 in The Clubhouse
DEAR DIARY

Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited. It's so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.

Oct. 14 - Canada--it is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here!

Nov. 11 - Remembrance Day. Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it snows soon. I love it here!

Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won).
When
the snow plough came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Canada!

Dec. 12 - More snow last night. The snow plough did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.

Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling. **** snow plough.

Dec. 22 - More of that white **** fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough hides around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. ****.

Dec. 25 - Merry **** Christmas! More frigging snow. If I ever get my hands on the sonovabitch who drives the snow plough, I swear I'll kill the ****. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the **** ice.

Dec. 27 - More white **** last night. Been inside for three days now except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white **** and it's so frigging cold. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the **** again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?

Dec. 28 - That **** weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the **** this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow plough got stuck up in the road and that **** came to my door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him that I had already broken six shovels shoveling out all the **** he had pushed into my driveway, I damn near broke my last one over his **** head.

Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on my way back a damned deer ran in front of the car. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those **** beasts should be killed. The **** are everywhere. Wish the hunters had exterminated them all last November.

May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusted out from all that **** salt they put all over the roads.

May 10 - Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever want to live in such a God forsaken place as Canada!

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Parasound Halo A23
Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
Pioneer 79Avi DVD
Sony CX400 CD changer
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  • engtaz
    engtaz Posts: 7,663
    edited May 2007
    Thanks for the great laughs my sides are hurting.
    engtaz

    I love how music can brighten up a bad day.
  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited May 2007
    I feel your pain man....Minnesota is the same way. The best part about the plow guy is you can flip him off and he just waves.:D
  • opus
    opus Posts: 1,252
    edited May 2007
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited May 2007
    A couple more diary entrys.....

    HER DIARY

    Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friend all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too.

    When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just Sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided To go to bed, about 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

    Decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

    My life is a disaster.









    HIS DIARY

    Played a horrible game of golf today! Shot a 95. Can't putt for ****.

    Got laid though......
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited May 2007
    Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
  • engtaz
    engtaz Posts: 7,663
    edited May 2007
    What the?????
    engtaz

    I love how music can brighten up a bad day.
  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited May 2007
    Ahhhhh, the sounds of silence. No more noise from that damn snow plough, just the surround sound of gun shots.
    Michael ;)
    In the beginning, all knowledge was new!

    NORTH of 60°
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,994
    edited May 2007
    The issue with the very first post is that most of bigger cities in Canada don't get snow that stays till Jan.
    I wouldn't move to another place cept maybe Costa Rica.
  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited May 2007
    The reason Georgia got the sand gnats and Florida got the Yankees is...................

    Georgia had first pick......

    One for you Willow.

    RT1
  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited May 2007
    The reason Georgia got the sand gnats and Florida got the Yankees is...................

    Georgia had first pick......

    One for you Willow.

    RT1


    Ted, you let out our little secret :( That I'm a Yankee at heart. But the truth been known a Yankee will stop the car and park his **** to first place he doesn't hear this... Do you want Grits with that? Or Boiled peanuts? These are the first clue this is a gas stop only, we're moving on. ;)

    Speakers
    Carver Amazing Fronts
    CS400i Center
    RT800i's Rears
    Sub Paradigm Servo 15

    Electronics
    Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
    Parasound Halo A23
    Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
    Pioneer 79Avi DVD
    Sony CX400 CD changer
    Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
    WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR


  • engtaz
    engtaz Posts: 7,663
    edited May 2007
    The reason Georgia got the sand gnats and Florida got the Yankees is...................

    Georgia had first pick......

    One for you Willow.

    RT1

    He is closer to the Florida Marlins. LOL
    engtaz

    I love how music can brighten up a bad day.