Introducing...April

Strong Bad
Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
edited May 2007 in The Clubhouse
This is how I spent my afternoon today.

I really love this girls look. Her photos turned out great! This is the first of many that will go up on my site.

http://strongdigitalart.smugmug.com/gallery/2873761#154251331

Enjoy! ;)

John
No excuses!
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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited May 2007
    She is a f'in knockout. I wish I lived in Baltimore right now...
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,654
    edited May 2007
    More Pics!!!
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited May 2007
    Strong Bad wrote: »
    This is how I spent my afternoon today.

    John

    Posing in a t-back holding onto your man ****?
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,339
    edited May 2007
    Wow!
    Carl

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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited May 2007
    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    Posing in a t-back holding onto your man ****?

    I wish I could get paid to do that.....:D :D:p
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited May 2007
    Christ John, I'm glad I've got a good heart.
    Michael ;)
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited May 2007
    F1nut wrote: »
    More Pics!!!

    As you wish...1 more added.
    No excuses!
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,654
    edited May 2007
    You know, she's cute. Too bad she isn't 100% natural, I'd have offered to be Daddy Sugar. :D
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited May 2007
    F1nut wrote: »
    You know, she's cute. Too bad she isn't 100% natural, I'd have offered to be Daddy Sugar. :D

    I tell ya Jesse, her surgeon did a fantastic job on her rack. They're awesome! :D

    One of the real surprises today is that she has not 1 tattoo on her body. She said she actually hates them and will not get any.

    Bless her sweet 22 year old body! ;)

    John
    No excuses!
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,654
    edited May 2007
    Alright, slip me some pics sans hands, top, etc. and maybe I'll reconsider.


    Bless her sweet 22 year old body!

    Amen, John, Amen!
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • jmwest1970
    jmwest1970 Posts: 846
    edited May 2007
    ILBT!...but cut off her next pics from the neck up.
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited May 2007
    Can you post some more pics of Jazelle?
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited May 2007
    Early B. wrote: »
    Can you post some more pics of Jazelle?

    Lemme dig into the archives and see what I can find.

    Funny story about her....she left the club to head into, i believe, the Airforce. Yeah, that lasted all of 1 month and she was back. Sweet girl, but her 1 brain cell is always in the OFF position. :rolleyes:

    John
    No excuses!
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  • WilliamM2
    WilliamM2 Posts: 4,780
    edited May 2007
    I tell ya Jesse, her surgeon did a fantastic job on her rack.

    By making them a totally unatural shape, and obviously fake? What's a bad job look like?
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited May 2007
    WilliamM2 wrote: »
    By making them a totally unatural shape, and obviously fake? What's a bad job look like?


    I've dated girls with implants and lemme tell ya, there ain't nothing fake about them when your...uhhh...well ya know.

    Having worked in stripclubs for 5 1/2 years, i've seen some butcher jobs. Scars, hideous stretchmarks, wayyyyy too large of a size, crooked, you name it. April has some really nice ones!

    This girl, Breanna, has some seriously perfect implants. Not very big, just right for her size and a great shape.

    http://strongdigitalart.smugmug.com/gallery/2369438#124101124


    Titties and beer!!! :D

    John
    No excuses!
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited May 2007
    WilliamM2 wrote: »
    By making them a totally unatural shape, and obviously fake? What's a bad job look like?

    They do look pretty obvious to me as well.
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,413
    edited May 2007
    Strong Bad wrote: »
    Titties and beer!!! :D

    John

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