George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
MikeC78
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Hello!
Just received this email, thought it was pretty good...
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so
much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million
less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our
troops home from Iraq to guard the border.
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen,
rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to
America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's
pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to
become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered
to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens
trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them
to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.
Just received this email, thought it was pretty good...
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so
much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million
less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our
troops home from Iraq to guard the border.
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen,
rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to
America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's
pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to
become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered
to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens
trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them
to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.
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Hahahahahaha. Nice.
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I was trying to start a new thread, ignore this.
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Either way it sounds good to me.
