The prayers of countless teenage boys...

strider
strider Posts: 2,568
edited April 2007 in The Clubhouse
have just been answered....


Woman Offers Sex for 'Warcraft' Gold
By: Ruben Diaz

For: Game Invasion

Reports are circling around the Internet at a rapid pace about a woman who had posted a personal ad on Craigslist.org offering sexual favors in exchange for 'World of Warcraft' gold.

Needing 5000 gold to purchase an 'Epic Flying Mount,' one of the fastest mounts in the game, she offered anyone, male or female, playing on her server the opportunity to perform a variety of sexual acts in exchange for the in-game currency. Chief among her deviant interests was finding a partner into role-playing, going so far as to inform potential suitors that she has a costume ready for the occasion.

ClubSi.com managed to snag screenshots of the postings, including a posting the next day about her success, before they were removed from Craigslist.

Obviously she didn't read the upcoming 'World of Warcraft' development notes where her character class will be able to acquire an epic mount (epic flying form) through a quest in lieu of purchasing one.
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited April 2007
    I'm sure once you get past the raw stench of knock-off Cheetos, week-old Tab, and Merit Ultra Lites... she's really hot.

    I wonder how much "gold" she requires to let you lick her cankles?
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited April 2007
    Sure hope he learned the epic 250 riding skill before trying to mount that Wyvern. ;)
    Obviously she didn't read the upcoming 'World of Warcraft' development notes where her character class will be able to acquire an epic mount (epic flying form) through a quest in lieu of purchasing one.

    ...and oh, that's not true. 5,000G for the skill, 200G for the mount.
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  • noimposse
    noimposse Posts: 264
    edited April 2007
    I saw this about a week ago. She's responded to everyone making fun of her with some awful sexual puns hinting to their sexual endeavor, which just made the whole thing ever more hilarious.


    In a laughing AT it way....not with it.


    People make me sad....
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  • dane_peterson
    dane_peterson Posts: 1,903
    edited April 2007
    Here's that thread:

    http://forums.clubsi.com/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/1245680/page/5

    Pretty sad, really. I can't believe how INTO this game people get.
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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited April 2007
    That is hilarious....I know people that would have done it too....That is kinda sad.
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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited April 2007
    That chick has a mean Joe Dirt mullet too.....Hope that guy used a paper bag or something...
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  • dane_peterson
    dane_peterson Posts: 1,903
    edited April 2007
    More like a burlap sack.
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  • dudeinaroom
    dudeinaroom Posts: 3,609
    edited April 2007
    wow sex for fake game money, I've got a couple hundred million c-bills on mechwarrior if any one is interested. PLEASE. what is this world coming to, I want her parents e-mail address to mail them that link.
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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited April 2007
    I am pretty sure her parents are too busy reporting UFO sightings.....Just look at her!
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited April 2007
    Bill Ayotte wrote: »
    That chick has a mean Joe Dirt mullet too.....Hope that guy used a paper bag or something...

    Yea and at least 3 rubbers.
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited April 2007
    I really need some Monopoly money..............
    Sharp Elite 70
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  • dane_peterson
    dane_peterson Posts: 1,903
    edited April 2007
    wingnut4772 wrote: »
    I really need some Monopoly money..............

    I've actually got a full game board's worth in my armrest. No joke. What's it worth to ya? ;)
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited April 2007
    dane_peterson wrote: »
    I've actually got a full game board's worth in my armrest. No joke. What's it worth to ya? ;)

    Hold on ...let me put down my knock off Cheetos, week old Tab and Merit Ultrlites to look up the exchange rate.:D
    Sharp Elite 70
    Anthem D2V 3D
    Parasound 5250
    Parasound HCA 1000 A
    Parasound HCA 1000
    Oppo BDP 95
    Von Schweikert VR4 Jr R/L Fronts
    Von Schweikert LCR 4 Center
    Totem Mask Surrounds X4
    Hsu ULS-15 Quad Drive Subwoofers
    Sony PS3
    Squeezebox Touch

    Polk Atrium 7s on the patio just to keep my foot in the door.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited April 2007
    wingnut4772 wrote: »
    Hold on ...let me put down my knock off Cheetos, week old Tab and Merit Ultrlites to look up the exchange rate.:D

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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  • dudeinaroom
    dudeinaroom Posts: 3,609
    edited April 2007
    2 funny
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited April 2007
    God bless America huh?

    Rubber? Protection? If my entire body was wrapped in a Goodyear tire you couldn't get me to touch that. Ain't enough vulcanized rubber in the world babe.
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  • daboyz
    daboyz Posts: 5,207
    edited April 2007
    Was that a receding hairline,too? She should have been put in the babe thread
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited April 2007
    The prayers of countless teenage boys.....to never stay the night at a Polkfest.
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  • noimposse
    noimposse Posts: 264
    edited April 2007
    Bahahahaha.....bad images in my head right now.
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited April 2007
    body condom :rolleyes:
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,981
    edited April 2007
    Bill Ayotte wrote: »
    I am pretty sure her parents are too busy reporting UFO sightings.....Just look at her!

    Gold Jerry...Gold. LMAF:D
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